The Good Part About Being A Grown Up – We Have Better Toys!

I do not work for Tracy’s Dog, nor am I an affiliate. I’m not being paid for this. I’m legit psyched about the conpany. I wish I did get paid so when anyone asked about my job I could say “Professional Dildo Tester”! ๐Ÿ˜œ

I don’t know how I got so lucky to be in the position I’m in, but I’m really excited about it! I got invited to a FB group that lets it’s members try, and review toys from!

Besides having the most advanced toys, they are not expensive! There is a toy I saw on Womanizer that I wanted to get so bad, but who can afford $300-$500 for that touchless technology?! I have it ordered from TD right now – it’s just under $40! (Keep your eyes open for my review!) This company was built on wanting to educate people, and help them celebrate their sexuality instead of thinking they are dirty, or immoral.

“Sex toys are out of reach for many because of the high price points, or lack of education around them. We want to democratize sexual wellness and sex toys through education and innovation.”

Tracy’s Dog website

You can read more about their MISSION, their VISION, their VALUE, and the story behind the brand @, or you can click on the above links. They also have a TD store on Amazon, you can check that out HERE.

Product Reviews

Shadow Girl Nov. ’21
Wearable Panty Vibe

At home, or on the go, this will be your new best friend. I got to test it! Find out the good, the great, the beautiful, and why it earned a 5 Satisfied Pussy rating!


5/5 Satisfied Pussies!

Juicy – The Clitoral Licking Vibe
Shadow Girl – Dec. ’21

The review is live, for your viewing pleasure! Check it out for all the Juicy details!


4/5 Satisfied Pussies!

P. Cat – The Sucking Vibe

Shadow Girl – January ’22

Meet the toy that made me say “Fuck that Silver Bullet!” The P. Cat is my new favorite go-to for outer stimulation only. Come see why…


10/10 Satisfied Pussies!

Jade Rabbit

Shadow Girl – January ’22

More Fun Stuff
I know just what I want

Wondering Where To Start?

There are so many great toys, that do so many different things, it can be overwhelming, and a little intimidating. Luckily TD anticipated this! FIND THE BEST FOR YOU – Fill out a short questionnaire on the site, and they will help you find the perfect toy. It takes less than a minute, and is way more accurate than you would think! I did it a couple different times just a little bit ago, to see different variants, and am impressed with the results. Find the best for you right HERE.

Barret – Oct 28 2021
6 Sex Positions for a Mind-Blowing ‘O’

Let Barret from TD ask you three questionsโ€ฆ

Do you find yourself wishing he would just hurry up and cum already? 

Does sex feel more like a chore than fun? 

Do you find yourself struggling to reach the โ€œbig Oโ€ during sex? 

The Nipple ‘O’ – Can You Have one?

Tracy’s Dog Blog – February 2021

Tickle, lick, suck and pinch โ€“ itโ€™s time to experience The Nipple โ€˜Oโ€™!