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So you’re feelin’ a little frisky, and can’t wait to get yourself alone for some quality time… Just as you relax enough so that the world melts away, it’s just you and the feelings… your dad/mom busts in – (you forgot to lock your front door, and s/he has no boundaries).
That’s a horror story! It’s at least horrific… Well, I needed a reason to repost – you got something better? Hahaha!! Enjoy this from Thought Catalog –
By January NelsonUpdated July 29, 2020
1. Having a threesome with a couple of no-shows.
2. DJ the VJ.
3. Dopamine farming.
4. Double clicking your mouse.
5. Badgering the witness.
6. Summoning the semen demon.
7. Blood bending.
8. Shaking hands with the unemployed.
9. Making Jesus cry.
10. Five knuckle shuffle.
11. Playing some five on one.
12. Churning the butter.
13. Tickle the pickle.
14. Whackin’ the Krakin.
15. Polish the pearl.
16. Waxing your carrot.
17. Man handle the ham candle.
18. Putting on a puppet show.
19. Releasing the poison.
20. Giving yourself a handshake.
21. Ringing the devil’s doorbell.
22. Holding a sausage hostage.
23. Flicking the bean.
24. Petting the bunny.
25. Juice the goose.
26. Hand to gland combat.
27. Single player sex.
28. Dishonorable discharge.
29. Wiggling the yogurt hose.
30. Menage a moi.
1. Having a threesome with a couple of no-shows. 2. DJ the VJ. 3. Dopamine farming. 4. Double clicking your mouse. 5. Badgering the witness. 6. Summoning the semen demon. 7. Blood bending. 8. Shaking hands with the unemployed. 9. Making Jesus cry. 10. Five knuckle shuffle. 11. Playing some five on one. 12. Churning the…30 Super Hilarious Ways To Say ‘Masturbation’ — Thought Catalog
The Dark Defender chimed in with his answer… “OMG, GET IT OFF ME!!” 😝
P, L & N 💋
Oh Fantasy FREE ME!
Trying to stay sane in self isolation / quarantine. You know what should make a comeback? Author LIP SYNC BATTLES!!
Celebrate The Small Stuff!
Well, it’s World Emoji Day 2020…where HAS the time gone? I’m just messing with you! I have no idea why anyone thought this was a good idea, but now during the pandemic, or #Coronageddon, I’ll take any excuse to celebrate and feel quasi-normal for a few minutes. HERE IS THE SUPER FUN PART… Let’s pretend that YOU are on the WED committee, and you’re in charge of activities. How do you celebrate World Emoji Day 😉 Please put all responses in the comments!!! Contact lenses areoare itching… and ooo bummer, I’m blind. On that note, it’s time to cut bait and get on with some IRL activities. Doubt it, but I’m going to put in a solid effort.
Peace, Love & Necrophilia 💋
Happy Sweetest Day!
I’ve completed the 2016 Goodreads Reading Challenge, and have read about 128 of 125 books… so far – (that is just the Goodreads challenge, not Shadow Girl‘s personal goal… I am far from finished!) Just try to stop me – It’s not even October yet!
I may be 36 books ahead of [the GR] schedule, but do you realize just how many books on my 2016 Must Read list are not even published yet?! (not to mention my ‘don’t judge me’ list or my ‘guilty pleasure’ list – No. I have no shame).
OMG, these authors are killing me!
But, I wouldn’t want to go any other way.
Big, BIG, HUGE thanks to the minds behind the mayhem.
You guys are a large & very important part of my life, and I’m lucky enough to call many of you my friends. Thank you for the journeys so far, and I can’t wait to see where we’re going next!! P, L & N ♥ ~sg
Start having some REAL fun!