Last Minute Christmas Gifts

Or you could just get me a book.

Another Highly Anticipated Chapter in Erotic Friend Fiction

The only info for artist credit is the file name ‘GauovebD’. If this is yours, get in touch!

His name was Chad. His eyes said “BRAINS…”, but my brain said “Butts“.

Tina Belcher

Maintaining Social Distancing Rules in Sports

Social Distancing and Life Goals

I left the house the other day for the first time in IDK how long, and I was primed like this every time I saw a shadow. Social anxiety, who me?

Credit where credit is due, Wrath James White shared this on Facebook.

Curtis

F Minus

La Cucaracha

Pearls Before Swine

‘Essential Services’

Just Do It! And kwitcherbitchin!

Last one, and it’s going out to my old friend Rhonda Payne Hud..shit, how do you spell that…

Stay safe you guys!! xxoo

P, L & N💋

~sg

30 Super Hilarious Ways To Say ‘Masturbation’ — Thought Catalog

Photo Credit: Ava Sol

So you’re feelin’ a little frisky, and can’t wait to get yourself alone for some quality time… Just as you relax enough so that the world melts away, it’s just you and the feelings… your dad/mom busts in – (you forgot to lock your front door, and s/he has no boundaries).

That’s a horror story! It’s at least horrific… Well, I needed a reason to repost – you got something better? Hahaha!! Enjoy this from Thought Catalog –

By January NelsonUpdated July 29, 2020

1. Having a threesome with a couple of no-shows.

2. DJ the VJ.

3. Dopamine farming.

4. Double clicking your mouse.

5. Badgering the witness.

6. Summoning the semen demon.

7. Blood bending.

8. Shaking hands with the unemployed.

9. Making Jesus cry.

10. Five knuckle shuffle.

11. Playing some five on one.

12. Churning the butter.

13. Tickle the pickle.

14. Whackin’ the Krakin.

15. Polish the pearl.

16. Waxing your carrot.

17. Man handle the ham candle.

18. Putting on a puppet show.

19. Releasing the poison.

20. Giving yourself a handshake.

21. Ringing the devil’s doorbell.

22. Holding a sausage hostage.

23. Flicking the bean.

24. Petting the bunny.

25. Juice the goose.

26. Hand to gland combat.

27. Single player sex.

28. Dishonorable discharge.

29. Wiggling the yogurt hose.

30. Menage a moi.

1. Having a threesome with a couple of no-shows. 2. DJ the VJ. 3. Dopamine farming. 4. Double clicking your mouse. 5. Badgering the witness. 6. Summoning the semen demon. 7. Blood bending. 8. Shaking hands with the unemployed. 9. Making Jesus cry. 10. Five knuckle shuffle. 11. Playing some five on one. 12. Churning the…

30 Super Hilarious Ways To Say ‘Masturbation’ — Thought Catalog

Lightening Round -Answer in the comments 😝

The Dark Defender chimed in with his answer… “OMG, GET IT OFF ME!!” 😝

G’night xxoo

P, L & N 💋

~sg

r/blursedimages

Nightmares! Get it out of my head!

‘Quarantine is getting to everyone, and violence is getting worse each day…’

Just For Laughs!

This would be awesome, wouldn’t it?! “I read that shit so hard!”

Unicorns…

They’re Sparkly, Intelligent, and They Poop Glitter!

‘Unicorn Being A Jerk’ is written by C.W. Moss

I hope ev1 is staying safe, and sane throughout this bad book we’re living in. Seriously, I would have shelved this one months ago! All of ‘The Revengers’ are safe & healthy, wearing their masks cuz it’s the law. As you can probably tell, WP is training us on a new editing format – I’m not getting it, so if you see an upside-down post, or something written in Chinese – it’s just me learning Java, and new swear words. Any questions can be emailed to me at ShadowGirl@beckisbookblog.com

Take care of yourselves, xxoo

Peace, Love & Necrophilia 💋

~sg