I left the house the other day for the first time in IDK how long, and I was primed like this every time I saw a shadow. Social anxiety, who me?
P, L & N💋
So you’re feelin’ a little frisky, and can’t wait to get yourself alone for some quality time… Just as you relax enough so that the world melts away, it’s just you and the feelings… your dad/mom busts in – (you forgot to lock your front door, and s/he has no boundaries).
That’s a horror story! It’s at least horrific… Well, I needed a reason to repost – you got something better? Hahaha!! Enjoy this from Thought Catalog –
1. Having a threesome with a couple of no-shows. 2. DJ the VJ. 3. Dopamine farming. 4. Double clicking your mouse. 5. Badgering the witness. 6. Summoning the semen demon. 7. Blood bending. 8. Shaking hands with the unemployed. 9. Making Jesus cry. 10. Five knuckle shuffle. 11. Playing some five on one. 12. Churning the…30 Super Hilarious Ways To Say ‘Masturbation’ — Thought Catalog
The Dark Defender chimed in with his answer… “OMG, GET IT OFF ME!!” 😝
P, L & N 💋
They’re Sparkly, Intelligent, and They Poop Glitter!
I hope ev1 is staying safe, and sane throughout this bad book we’re living in. Seriously, I would have shelved this one months ago! All of ‘The Revengers’ are safe & healthy, wearing their masks cuz it’s the law. As you can probably tell, WP is training us on a new editing format – I’m not getting it, so if you see an upside-down post, or something written in Chinese – it’s just me learning Java, and new swear words. Any questions can be emailed to me at ShadowGirl@beckisbookblog.com
Take care of yourselves, xxoo
Peace, Love & Necrophilia 💋