Happy Birthday, Emily Perkins!

Happy Birthday to Emily Perkins
Born on May 4th, 1977

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THE LAST MOTEL by Brett McBean

They only wanted to stay one night.
But one night can last a lifetime at… THE LAST MOTEL.

The Lodgepole Pine Motel is the setting for nerve-wracking terror when a group of unsuspecting travelers find themselves trapped in a nightmare of violence and mayhem. Madge Fraiser is the kindly old owner of the rustic mountain hideaway, which, during one long night, will become awash with blood, as the guests are stalked one by one by a sadistic killer. Who will live to see the dawn, and who will learn that this is one motel where checking in can be murder? 

Here’s a great question for everyone…
THE LAST MOTEL was published¬†07.31.2011 by¬†LegumeMan Books*,¬†(awww… I MISS LegumeMan!!), so why the fuk¬†did I JUST¬†find it?! SOMEONE really should have recommended this to me years ago! Finger Of Shame, my friends. Finger Of Shame.


A husband and wife…
A pair of petty criminals…
A young man…
And a perverse serial killer…

It’s Halloween night, and the Lodgepole motel is seeing more action than it has in years. The owner can feel trouble coming as she checks in each of the guests. None of them can shake the¬†feeling of d√©j√† vu¬†as¬†they meet, and start to get to know¬†each other. ¬†They’ll soon find out they are all¬†linked by events that happened earlier that night – ¬†each link/event being more¬†fukked up & twisted¬†than the last!

I’m not going to take the chance of ruining this story for you, so as I’m shutting up – you need to go get¬†this book & read it!! Hurry up, so we can talk about it!! I’m DYING!

Find THE LAST MOTEL on Amazon, Goodreads, BookLikes, and IMDB ::winkwink:: 

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* Author’s Note re: publication
“[…]¬†The book was published in 2005 by Biting Dog Publications. When the rights reverted back to me in 2009 I approached the good people at LegumeMan Books about publishing a new edition. […]

Kindle notes while reading…
48% OMFG!
70% oh shit!
Holy Shit – This book was great! I couldn’t put it down!

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Trolling With Fake Book Covers

* Original post by  on Buzzfeed 


Watch what happens when Scott Rogowsky and Akilah Hughes secretly record peoples reactions as they ride the subway with brilliant mock book covers. I love every single thing about this!

The Buzzfeed article and this video led me to the original Taking Fake Book Covers on the Subway YouTube video –

I wish some of these titles were real!



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Have a relaxing long weekend!

Have a relaxing long weekend!

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Baby Dragon – FREE To Good Home!

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