Desperate times…

Does Jason shit in the woods? I’m sure that if he does, he’s using a rabbit, not Charmin! 😆 (Please forgive me – that was the first dirty joke my dad ever told me. You know… A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods…)

In case the world needs to know these things… I’m officially ready to see Halloween stuff… Everywhere. So, ok world, if you could get on that…

P, L & N 💘

SG

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until

👻 Samhain / Halloween 🎃

Mike Ness is a Genius

If you’ve been here for any length of time you already know that I’m still a huge fan of Social D./Mike Ness. And, if you know know me, you’ll know that there hasn’t been one day in the past thirty years that I haven’t been planning for our inevitable Kidnapper/Victim life together.

We (The Dark Defender and myself) had our t-shirts for over a month before we realized – (he found out and told me… can’t leave that out!) – that Mike Ness is actually the big brain behind ‘Social Distancing Skelly‘! Dontcha just love ‘im?! You don’t have to be at my psychotic level of FanGirl to appreciate it.

Social D. Skelly Man Logo

Aren’t these great?! The spoof of the Somewhere Between Heaven and Hell album title is a new shirt.

I wonder how long it will be before he suggests we add masks to our tattoos!! 🤣

So… how’s your quarantine?

P, L & N 💋

SG