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TED: A F*cked Up Short by Matt Shaw

Published November 21, 2015 by Shadow Girl

“Today was a good day.” ~ Ted

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WARNINGS:

This is A SHORT STORY. If you wish for a longer story to read, do not purchase any of the F*cked-Up Shorts titles.

“TED is an extreme character.  He is a racist, ignorant piece of shit. The views he expresses within this story DO NOT reflect the views of the author.  And fear not, he hets what he deserves in ROTTING DEAD F*CKS.” ~ms

“TED is featured heavily in ROTTING DEAD F*CKS by Matt Shaw.  You don’t need to read R.D.F.  first. This is a standalone short offering more from the character.”

 

Since the books in the White Cover Collection are short stories, I can’t go into a lot of detail without fear of ruining them for you.  It’s not just about giving away the ending – there is so much awesome jam packed into each short that I don’t want to give much of anything away!!

I do know that Matt has verified my reservation in Hell with this story!
Yeah, Ted is a piece of human garbage, but some of his attempts at humor, (and some of his attempts at humanity), had me giggling like a kid who is secretly listening to his grandparent’s Red Foxx albums in the basement!  Wrong on so many levels.
But… before you judge me, let me try to explain using the cat joke (which also had me laughing, heartily) here as an example. I would never hurt an animal. Ever. I know, for a fact, that Matt is an animal lover. He has a cat named Nellie, a lizard named Larry, and doesn’t even like to kill spiders – even though there isn’t much in the world that he hates more than the eight legged freaks.  (I swear that I’m not a stalker. This comes from years of being friends on Facebook, and an indepth author interview here on BBBB. Honest.)  So – when I learned how to make a cat go ‘woof’… I accidentally giggled before I made an audible groan at the bad joke.  THAT DOESN’T MEAN THAT I THINK THAT WAY, and it doesn’t mean that I would ever try to make a cat go ‘woof’. But, it was kinda funny.
So are some of Ted’s thoughts.

Ted’s not ALL bad. Mostly. But not all.  He did leave me with a couple pieces of wisdom…
“If she thinks so little of herself, how am I expected to think highly of her?” ~ Ted
“For all we know, I am the sane one and it’s everyone else who has a serious case of the ‘fuck-ups’.”
~ Ted
“Just a hooker. Another dead hooker.” ~ Ted

As an added surprise… I also learned about many different weird and wonderful sex acts that a lot of people have no idea about! I’ll admit that I did already know what The Donkey Punch is, (don’t judge me!), but The Strawberry Shortcake, and The Alabama Hot Pocket were new!! I’ve also noticed a reoccurring ‘trick’ that has popped up in a couple of the Fucked Up Shorts! Do with that information what you will – I just made a mental note of it.

I’m enjoying the books in the White Cover Collection. Chances are… if you’re already a fan of Matt, you’ll enjoy them, too.

 

You can meet TED through Amazon, and Goodreads.

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LAB RAT: A NOVEL OF EXTREME HORROR, SEX, AND GORE by Matt Shaw

Published November 20, 2015 by Shadow Girl

Before the cures, there are the experiments.


His heart was in the right place.
His mind, though, was in a much darker place.

If horror movies have taught us anything, it’s that the big, beautiful house that you’re looking at – the one that is priced WAY too low to be able to believe – is being sold for a reason!  Just look what happened in Amityville!

When the HOUSE says "Get out" - you GTFO!!

When the HOUSE says “Get out” – you GTFO!!

Becky & Kevin have obviously never watched a horror movie, and are moving in to their nice, new, creepy AF home – with the added bonus of getting to keep the previous tenant’s belongings! YAY! Those hospital beds in the attic will sure come in handy!

The couple doesn’t have to worry about the walls bleeding, or flies taking over the bedroom. Their house isn’t haunted. This isn’t the Amityville Horror! Becky & Kevin’s horror story is only beginning, and their fate is much, much worse.

The doctor is IN!

Fun excerpt from LAB RAT:

“You like to read?” the realtor asked – hoping to find a common interest to make her more of an option to purchase from.

“I do,” Becky’s answer was short and sweet.

“Who’s your favorite? I’m a sucker for Stephen King. The way he builds his characters up, adding layer, upon layer… He is a true master of his craft.”

“He is,” Becky answered. Again, keeping it short and sweet.

“My wife prefers… Oh… What are their names… Matt Not Shaw and Iain Rob Wrong.”

“Excuse my husband, he’s being an idiot.”

 

LAB RAT by Matt Shaw is available on Amazon for $2.99, FREE for KU subscribers!

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PARALYSED by Matt Shaw

Published November 20, 2015 by Shadow Girl

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They had met in prison.
Dennis felt terrible about his crime, and judging from his beaten & bruised body… the other inmates didn’t find his deeds tolerable, either. Except for one man. One man befriended him when no one else could stand the sight of him. That man was Ryan, it this began a long, and very special friendship.

Things are different today, though.

Today is Dennis’s birthday. The card waiting for him from Ryan brings him no joy. He peeks his head into Ryan’s room to see if he’s awake, and the only words spoken to him by his best friend in the world are… “Please, kill me.”

PARALYSED is the new 5 star extreme horror novel from Matt Shaw. Continuing with his Black Cover series, and pushing boundaries of decency, Matt Shaw takes you on a journey with a serial killer and his accomplice, Dennis – a man who’ll do absolutely anything for his broken master.

This is promoted as one of Matt’s Black Cover extreme horror books, but it’s so much more than that. PARALYSED isn’t just a quick ride for cheap thrills – it’s a heartbreaking story about the friendship & love that developed between two of society’s cast offs. I don’t use that term lightly, either. I could feel my heart breaking as the story unfolded.  Only Matt could evoke this response from a tale about a convicted rapist, and his murderous best friend. (sl http://wp.me/p37DRX-1kO)

 

Like gore? Like horror? You’re in for a treat because Matt Shaw brings the crazy right to your kindle!  Stay up to date on All Things Matt, and be notified of new titles by following his Amazon author page, his official blog, and Matt Shaw Publications on Goodreads, and Facebook.

 

 

I WILL MAKE YOU LOVE ME by Shaun Hupp

Published November 16, 2015 by Shadow Girl

I Will Make You Love Me: An Extreme Tale of Sex, Lies, & Duct TapeI Will Make You Love Me:

An Extreme Tale of Sex, Lies, & Duct Tape by Shaun Hupp

My rating: 5 of 5 stars

♪ ♫ ♪ Braking up is hard to do ♪ ♫ ♪
Megan Weber is about to find out just how hard breaking up is.
Sadly, the night that Megan decides to explain her feelings to Nick is the same night that he shows up with an engagement ring in his pocket planning to propose to her.
She did love him, once, but not in the way that he needed her to.
That was about a year ago. Megan is finally happy, and she has moved on with her life. Unfortunately, Nick has not.
Nick is determined to fix things, by any means necessary.

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ASHES: A novella of horror, gore and cannibalism by Matt Shaw

Published October 8, 2015 by Shadow Girl

ASHES: A novella of horror, gore and cannibalism

by Matt Shaw
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

Click on the cover to view ASHES on Amazon

 

Matt Shaw may have set off to just give readers a fun exploitation ride, but ASHES: A novella of horror, gore and cannibalism is so much more than that!
The story’s flashbacks that lead to present day circumstances had me fully invested in the characters – rooting for one, while hoping for another’s grisly demise. (Don’t judge me – there are always characters that deserve to die horribly! Look at The Cat In The Hat…)

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Michael Ling’s movie adaptation of Edward Lee’s ‘THE BIGHEAD’

Published September 23, 2015 by Shadow Girl

The Book They Said Could Never be Filmed…

…Is now the movie you won’t believe 
anyone dared to make…

It’s been about a year since I reviewed the book The Bighead by Edward Lee – (see review HERE).  I had heard rumors at the time about there being a movie adaptation in the works, but anyone who’s read the book knows that a movie of this book would be very hard to make/release!

…the more I read, the more convinced I became – convinced that the film cannot be done! At least, not in regards to the book!
This graphic sex, rape, bodily fluid, and scat filled book was enough to literally make me nauseous – almost losing the battle once or twice!
If you haven’t read the book, then the movie might turn out to be one of the best horror / torture porn movies since the original HOSTEL. But, movie goers who did read the book first – they’ll be expecting #MurderPorn/#TorturePorn, and nothing short of Bighead’s descriptive culinary experiences will abide. It’s going to be a rough road for director Michael Lee. As for the fans – it’s hard to say…                    ~ Shadow Girl 5/18/2014

As luck would have it… someone shared my post with Michael Lee, and he was awesome enough to chat with me about it. (comments, updates, and links are all posted HERE).

I just messaged Michael to get permission to share a video with you, and he’s still up for doing a little Q & A with yours truely – YAY!

::excuse me whilst I fangirl::

You gotta love my Michigan Madmen!  So… yes, you heard me correctly – ‘share a video with you’! It’s time to put the kiddies to bed, put away the snacks, and grab your huggy pillow to watch

Edward Lee’s The Bighead-The ROUGH Cut

“This is our initial cut of the flick, while it is a bit rough (in more ways than one), we wanted to share it with our fans as thanks for all the support! Hope y’all enjoy it, and remember to hide the kids before watching!!”           ~ Michael Ling

Edward Lee’s The Bighead-The ROUGH Cut from Michael Ling on Vimeo.

BITE SIZE by Matt Shaw

Published April 7, 2015 by Shadow Girl

If you can’t handle a full serving of the extreme horror dished out by Matt Shaw, he’s prepared an appetizer just for you. Seven BITE SIZE stories are included in this collection from horror’s darkest imagination.

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“They say [money] can’t buy you happiness but I disagree. I mean it doesn’t buy happiness directly off the shelf but it buys things that bring happiness. Like whores. And drugs.” ~ The Guy‘FUN AND GAMES’

LET GO:
I’m sure it’s disorienting – the lack of all the usual bodily functions, and that light pulling… trying to draw you in like a moth. But, chances are good that the light is pulling for a reason. Sticking around might be more painful than what got you here.

REMINISCING:
Valerie sits and thinks about her life. Even the little things seem important now, everything matters. Let this SS serve as a reminder – appreciate it all while you can.

NEXT-GEN:
I think I can pinpoint exactly when this SS was written 🙂
Matt gets really excited when he’s waiting for the new game systems to come out.

LAUGHTER IN THE NIGHT:
Beth had a long day at work. A cat had to be put down after an accident, and it’s owner did not appreciate the work done to try to save it before the inevitable happened. Beth took the brunt of his anger, and can’t get his words out of her mind.

SLITHER:
It’s scary when your pets get loose, and you’re not sure if you’ll get them back. It can be scarier if your neighbor’s pets get loose – if your neighbor keeps creepy pets that haunt your nightmares.

FUN AND GAMES:
Chris has been taken hostage. The madman says he just wants to play a game, and if Chris wins – he can go free.
Sounds simple enough, right?

DATE NIGHT (screenplay):
I can’t wait to see this one acted out!
An awkward first date takes place over a nice dinner, and it tugs on the heartstrings a bit.

BITE SIZE on Amazon / Goodreads