Posted on September 26, 2013 by Jack Chaser
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Hi, this is Susan. I can’t come to the phone right now so please leave me a message and I will call you right back.
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So, that’s it? You’ve moved on?
You could have fucking told me there was another fucking man in your life. Fuck.
That’s fine. It’s just fucking fine.
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Hi, this is Susan. I can’t come to the phone right now so please leave me a message and I will call you right back.
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Hi, this is Susan. I can’t come to the phone right now so please leave me a message and I will call you right back.
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Umm, look.
I am really sorry. I saw on your Facebook page before you removed me that your brother was in town for a few days.
Even you have to admit that to anyone seeing you guys together, the way you were draped over him, might make it look like you guys were a couple. I mean he practically was grabbing your ass, for God’s sake.
It was just really painful to see you with someone else alright?
So just call me when you have a minute. Please.
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Hi, this is Susan. I can’t come to the phone right now so please leave me a message and I will call you right back.
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Hi, this is Susan. I can’t come to the phone right now so please leave me a message and I will call you right back.
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You really don’t have to be such a bitch about this. I really fucking hate being ignored. It’s stupid sluts like you leading guys like me on that really gets girls hurt. It sure would be shitty if something happened to you before you accepted my apology.
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