Its official! Episode 1 of the podcast is out now!
It’s the inaugural episode of the internet’s latest piece of attention seeking audio: Are You Sure? With Smitherd and Shaw! In this debut show they weigh up the pros and cons of the hot non-issues of the day: Zoos and Selfies. We find out that Matt doesn’t know what the word inaugural means, and hear about Luke getting offended at the London Book Fair. Plus: an all-too-brief visit from Officer Bronkowitz, Matt teeing off camera-based tourist troubles, and Luke inventing something that, as it turns out, already exists. There’s also the first instalments of soon-to-be regular features Transatlantic Swearing, It’ll Never Work, Power Rants with Kit Power and Book Or We Can’t Say Here Or We’ll Get In Trouble. Get on board now and you can say you were an AYSWSAS fan while it was still in the gutter. The bottom of the gutter, really. Download and subscribe here!
I have been listening to the Surreal Grotesque podcast for a while now. I started because Daniel Gonzales read one of Grizz’s stories, The last man on Earth sat in a room, from their Apocolypse issue. (Listen to that episode HERE).
I really fell in love with Daniel’s reading voice, and started listening to the SG podcasts when I would lay down for the night.
I started listening even more after I submitted my very first short story to be considered for their Phobias edition, (rejected), and they started having more guest speakers on the shows. It was during Episode 15 that I heard Brittany Warren read a few of her pieces that were published in the previous issue.
Poet and weaver of words, Brittany Warren, writes some of the most beautiful dark poetry that I have ever read. Her first poetry collection, Beasts and Burdens, is available exclusively on Barnes & Noble. As soon as I heard her recite some of her work, I came directly to WordPress to find her blog BONES OF BRITTANY.
With so many excellent pieces to choose from, it is so hard to pick a favorite, but, I am going to say that Alice’s Lips and Lullabies is in my top three.
ALICE’S LIPS AND LULLABIES Singing in the sanity ward, where rabbits burrow beneath skin– enriching tickle, itching tickle– Alice stares at the wall.
Her lips, once enriched by the Hatter, grow concave by crevisso– moist yet dry contradiction.
Queens eat the crackers, quickest route to hunger improvised
by throats and diction.
Spades capture hearts, mimicking and licking ventricles of Bathory blood and whispers.
Lullabies crawl in crescendos of silk, cream notes spoiled by the dark…
The newest podcast of Surreal Grotesque, Episode 4, is now up on Speaker.com. But, you can skip that step by just clicking HERE.
I started downloading the podcasts to listen to at bedtime.
The creepy stories are fun, and Daniel William Gonzalez has a soothing, relaxing voice. In this episode, he’s reading “Charcoal” by Keith Fink, “Delirium Tremens” by Jeff Gardiner and the Full Born by Shane Cartledge.
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