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Something Overheard in the City…

Till your unsolvable murder do us part.

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Maggots got ya down?

Here we are with all of October before us, the time of year we wait for, the thirty one days we can let our hair down, and be ourselves.

This is our first year as readers with Godless Horror, and all the best of what we love is at our fingertips for so inexpensive that it almost don’t feel right! The authors are extremely giddy, putting out new content just for us, and I know my immediate TBR has never been so exciting!!

There’s just one problem, or problem area. Yeah, you read the title. I know that I feel like even though it’s going to give me the full on heebie-jeebies, It’s time to finally read Mother Maggot by Simon McHardy, Maggot Girl by Otis Bateman, Hell, even Lindsay Crook serves some up in Love Stumped! If my ‘badge of honor’ is what gets me started, fine, because I know that once I’m into them I’ll be laughing, and crying, and gagging, and laughing more because of the gags!!

Are you like me, and think you’ll be ok? Or maybe you’re worse, but you’re friends with the author(s) and think it would look bad if you didn’t R&R their books? It doesn’t matter what is holding us back, because I think I ran into an accidental cure.

But we can’t do it alone. We are going to call on our friend Sea Caummisar for some quick CBT! She can help train our brains to not see these vile, disgusting, shit eating hell bugs for what they are! She wrote a story called ‘PUNPKINS FOR CHEAP’. Run grab it from Amazon now. I’ll wait. Because this grotesque horror novelette is going to cure our phobias, and tame our gag reflexes! Have a peek at her South Park style disclaimer – This book should never be read by anyone. It’s gross and immature. It’s almost as if a small child wrote it. If you enjoy poorly written dark humor, you might like this book. I mean, there’s a chapter titled ‘Tampons Are Not Yummy’. So use your imagination as to what kind of story this is.

What if maggots evolved and wanted to take over the world?

A maggot has invaded Jimbo’s brain. The maggot has plans to make baby maggots and sell them inside jack-o-lanterns..

Get yourself settled in a nice comfy spot, cup of coffee or Mtn. Dew. You skipped dinner, right? (Hey, they’re STILL maggots, it just a safeguard for your carpet.)

If you finish this story, I don’t see how you could NOT want a little baby maggot of your very own! Dress it up, feed it 💩, have cute & quirky little names for all of it’s brothers and sisters, and talk baby talk to them all! “Who’s gonna take over the world one day… You are aren’t you!”

I know that I am feeling pretty empowered since I just reread PUNPKINS, (well – this time I listened to the audiobook version), and I think I’m about ready to see if I can make it through these titles without quitting, or puking. Thank you, Sharon ❣️ We owe you!

On the other hand – I take no responsibility for your brain, and if this has the opposite effect, if you become so phobic that you can’t even eat rice, or you try to claw your face off because you see maggots in the chicken… hey – anything for Halloween, right? 🎃

Happy reading – stay safe & stay healthy!

P, L & N 💋

sg

Mothet Maggot, Maggot Girl, and Love Stumped are all available on the Godless app and http://www.Godless.com

Punpkins For Cheap is available on KU, and Amazon.

Punpkins

Love Stumped

Maggot Girl E1 A Maggoty Metamorphosis

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The Library – Still ‘Spooktacular’

UPDATE: I just reformatted this whole thing, I hope it looks nicer on whichever device you’re using. Please watch for, and answer upcoming poll, it’s important! Thanx! xxoo

Alexandria Library puts out the best Halloween posters every year. They’re kid friendly, and most are clever AF.

Not only that, but they make them available for free download for your own local library to use, or for you just to collect like I’ve been doing for a few years. (No, I never print them out. No, I have no clue either. But I did just make a #BM from a image I downloaded to my Kindle in 2014, so ya never know!)

They do posters for all holidays, and other occasions. Plus a new one to download every month, just for S&G! I signed up to their newsletter a few years back, and today’s email reminded me to show you guys 🙂 If you’re interested, have a look at their site and check out other cool things they do to inspire readers, and get people to fall back in love with their library cards 💕

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Stay Spooky My Friends

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It’s October!!

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