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Something Overheard in the City…

Till your unsolvable murder do us part.

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Don’t be scared…

Another #BM made from Shaun Hupp, he’s so quotable!

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#BleedingMemes V3!

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#ExtremeQuarantining 31 Days Of Halloween Extreme Horror Horror Top Ten Tuesday

Who doesn’t love a list?

IDK if I’m overly organized, if it’s my ADD, or maybe I’m just a huge nerd, but I love lists. I have stacks of lists to do, to buy, to read, to research… Sometimes, if I am feeling particularly unproductive, I’ll make a reverse list, I write down something I’ve done, so I can cross it off. It’s cathartic.

I looked at a lot of influencers lists when I was planning my October ‘content’, but they don’t translate into what I blog about very easily. I think I found ways to make their lists work for me, I’m nothing if not inventive! So besides Top 5 or 10 lists, you’re going to get to see things like POST A TUTORIAL, PLAN AN INDUSTRY GATHERING, and if I can find something you want, I may even HOST A GIVEAWAY. All of their lists will be tried my way, so at the very least – it’ll be interesting! Maybe a couple of you will share my weird sense of… something, and like what I’m trying! As always, leave me comments so I know if I should do more, or ‘never ever try that again!’

Lists are harder that I thought they’d be! So I am going to start with what I thought would be the easiest idea…

Turns out – not as easy as it sounded.
List order goes – Rainbow Colors thru Not Rainbow Colors

1: RED by D.J. Doyle

2. A CLOCKWORK ORANGE by Anthony Burgess

3. YELLOW by Aron Beauregard

4. THE GREEN FOG by Sam West

5. THE BLUE WAR by Jeffry Thomas

6. VIOLET by Scott Thomas

7. BILLY SILVER by Daniel Volpe

8. WHITE WALLS & STRAIGHT JACKETS by D.O. Hughes

9. THE BLACK LAKE by Jon Athan

10. PINK PLANET by Jon R. Meyers


Do you have any better choices for this one, or do you trust me to continue making lists on my own? (With no adult supervision, you’re sure?) What kind of Top Ten do you think needs an [extreme] horror makeover? I have a couple started, but would love your input!

I’m still quarantined/isolated, but that just means no people, so it’s awesome. No sign of ‘Rona or Delta, so…bonus! My Mountain Dew is cold, and I’m about to eat some pizza 🍕 it’s a good day. Until next time, my little Tricks and Treats… Stay safe out there!

P, L & N 💋

~sg

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When I’m Doing Anything –

I’d rather be reading, but I’m probably obsessing over hues, and filters, and fonts – oh my!

I finally chose this because I thought it was close to the pink used here. Just a little less ‘adulty’. But it’s really not. So… Thank you, NEXT…
I started to think the fangs were pigeonholing the genre, so – this happened.
Then I started playing with filters. ‘Oooo..a collage would look sweet!’ And I still didn’t stop – I distressed it and made a book!

So, what did you do this evening? LMAO!

P, L, & N 💕

sg

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Horror Artist Becky Doyon Has Great #Coronageddon Wear!

OPEN YOUR EYES!

I love a random Horror Art search on Google, but I ran into Becky’s work on LinkdIn. Weird, right? Not as weird as it used to be… I’ve been connecting with a bunch of horror authors and others in the Horror community there. People are becoming more accepting, or horror is more acceptable – IDK, but it’s about time!

Anyway… online, online, online, and I see her ‘Wear A Mask’ piece! OMG, it’s awesome! Check out all four Covid inspired ones. (I posted them a little larger down at the bottom.)

I went to her site to see everything, and she has a store, yay!! These are on shirts 😁🤘 NOTE TO ARTIST: You know what you NEED to be selling Bec – FACEMASKS! I would SO wear a ‘face’ facemask!!

They come on different shirts, tote bags, iPhone covers, and hangable prints for home or work. Oh, dog tags, too! Neat! This isn’t a sales pitch I swear to Dog, I’m just excited. If there was a textbook horror nerd, it would be me! If she sold stickers…

#SupportIndieHorror

You can check out more of of Becky Doyon‘s work on her website, and here’s her Instagram. If you’d like to commission something she’s on LinkdIn. Ok, that was fun for a minute. But, you know what all the sites are for… (not JUST stalking anymore!) Connect via Facebook, Twitter, Pinterest, and Tumblr.

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Desperate times…

Does Jason shit in the woods? I’m sure that if he does, he’s using a rabbit, not Charmin! 😆 (Please forgive me – that was the first dirty joke my dad ever told me. You know… A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods…)

In case the world needs to know these things… I’m officially ready to see Halloween stuff… Everywhere. So, ok world, if you could get on that…

P, L & N 💘

SG


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👻 Samhain / Halloween 🎃

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Mike Ness is a Genius

If you’ve been here for any length of time you already know that I’m still a huge fan of Social D./Mike Ness. And, if you know know me, you’ll know that there hasn’t been one day in the past thirty years that I haven’t been planning for our inevitable Kidnapper/Victim life together.

We (The Dark Defender and myself) had our t-shirts for over a month before we realized – (he found out and told me… can’t leave that out!) – that Mike Ness is actually the big brain behind ‘Social Distancing Skelly‘! Dontcha just love ‘im?! You don’t have to be at my psychotic level of FanGirl to appreciate it.

Social D. Skelly Man Logo
Aren’t these great?! The spoof of the Somewhere Between Heaven and Hell album title is a new shirt.

I wonder how long it will be before he suggests we add masks to our tattoos!! 🤣

So… how’s your quarantine?

P, L & N 💋

SG

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30 Super Hilarious Ways To Say ‘Masturbation’ — Thought Catalog

Photo Credit: Ava Sol

So you’re feelin’ a little frisky, and can’t wait to get yourself alone for some quality time… Just as you relax enough so that the world melts away, it’s just you and the feelings… your dad/mom busts in – (you forgot to lock your front door, and s/he has no boundaries).

That’s a horror story! It’s at least horrific… Well, I needed a reason to repost – you got something better? Hahaha!! Enjoy this from Thought Catalog –

By January NelsonUpdated July 29, 2020

1. Having a threesome with a couple of no-shows.

2. DJ the VJ.

3. Dopamine farming.

4. Double clicking your mouse.

5. Badgering the witness.

6. Summoning the semen demon.

7. Blood bending.

8. Shaking hands with the unemployed.

9. Making Jesus cry.

10. Five knuckle shuffle.

11. Playing some five on one.

12. Churning the butter.

13. Tickle the pickle.

14. Whackin’ the Krakin.

15. Polish the pearl.

16. Waxing your carrot.

17. Man handle the ham candle.

18. Putting on a puppet show.

19. Releasing the poison.

20. Giving yourself a handshake.

21. Ringing the devil’s doorbell.

22. Holding a sausage hostage.

23. Flicking the bean.

24. Petting the bunny.

25. Juice the goose.

26. Hand to gland combat.

27. Single player sex.

28. Dishonorable discharge.

29. Wiggling the yogurt hose.

30. Menage a moi.

1. Having a threesome with a couple of no-shows. 2. DJ the VJ. 3. Dopamine farming. 4. Double clicking your mouse. 5. Badgering the witness. 6. Summoning the semen demon. 7. Blood bending. 8. Shaking hands with the unemployed. 9. Making Jesus cry. 10. Five knuckle shuffle. 11. Playing some five on one. 12. Churning the…

30 Super Hilarious Ways To Say ‘Masturbation’ — Thought Catalog