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A BLAST FROM THE PAST! Revisiting A VERY STRANGEHOUSE CHRISTMAS

Published December 25, 2016 by Shadow Girl

* originally published for the 2013 Holiday Horror Binge & Purge event on DECEMBER 29, 2013

I’ve completed my [Goodreads] ˙·٠•●♥ 2013 Reading Challenge ♥●•٠·˙ – (ahead of schedule, and beyond my personal goal – go, me!) But, I’m still sitting here wishing I had read so much more! I need more time! More hours in the day, more days in the week… UGH! It’s so frustrating!
I started reading titles from StrangeHouse Books in 2013, and I wish I could say that I’m ending this year all caught up, that I’ve devoured them all quicker than a Cannibal in Fat Camp! ::sigh:: That, however, is not the case. But, it gives me a goal for 2014!!

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A Very StrangeHouse Christmas

“This collection of 9 twisted tales of Christmas horror brings together weirdo literary talent from around the world, all with the sole purpose of turning the most sacred of holidays on its head, and making sweet, sweet love to its defenseless ear holes!”

“Join SHB ring leader Kevin Strange, as well as StrangeHouse anthology alumni Rich Bottles Jr., Jesse Wheeler, KM Tepe, and newcomers like Lindsey Goddard and MP Johnson on this sometimes magical, always fucked up journey to the north pole. We promise you’ll never look at Christmas the same way ever again!”

For last year’s ‘HOLIDAY HORROR BINGE & PURGE’ event, my main Holiday book to read, and review, was A HACKED-UP HOLIDAY MASSACRE. (It turned out to be a book of all holidays, not just Christmas, but ‘Irreverent Merriment, Diabolical Debauchery, and Gory Good Times‘ were had by all!!) Hacked Up HOLIDAY This year, I started earlier and got to fit in many more books from my holiday horror wish list. Two of this year’s reads are fighting for the top spot on my Happy List – A Very StrangeHouse Christmas is one of the two.

INTRODUCTION:  Kevin Strange

Kafka’s Run by Billy Tea:
The Kafka’s are Gift Heads & they’re in the run. Gift Heads are a slave race to the fat man. Raised in prison camps, tended to by elves, and eventually beheaded when they reach maturity. Their severed gift-heads are offered as sacrifice to appease the tiny Earth Gods. Fantastic story.
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Do Not Buy by MP Johnson:
A ‘Tickle This’ kind of story! Quick, gross, and wonderful!
ElmoAboutToGETTickled

The Unlisted by Jesse Wheeler:
YOU WANT NAUGHTY? You got it with this story! Sex, debauchery, violence, & more!

Image from the security camera in the Women's Plus Size dressing rooms

Image from the security camera in the Women’s Plus Size dressing rooms

Things in here had me cracking up (in between a gag, or a cringe) – one hilarious fact about these elves… they shit the cookie dough that Mrs. Claus bakes for Santa. When TSHTF, there’s a line about an elf who got so scared “he nearly nogged his pants”!! (It makes perfect sense that they pee egg nog, if they shit dough, right?!) WARM & FRESH!

Dear Santa Claus by K.M. Tepe:
A letter to Santa from the Naughty K.M. Tepe – If I were the fat man, I’d make sure every item on that list was specially delivered with added bows made of cash…

Think twice before leaving me coal again, ya Prick!!

Think twice before leaving me coal again, ya Prick!!

*Message for K.M. Tepe:
Ever since I opened up my very first MySpace account, I’ve used the same line in the About Me section of practically every account – still using it today.
After reading your bio in the back of this book, I just wanted to make a note of it just in case you see it yourself somewhere. There’s no “This town ain’t big enough fir the both of us” reasoning or mentality behind this note – It’s more like a brunch invitation! If you’re ever in Detroit, look me up… we can hang out in the alley behind Poetry Slam, guzzling coffee, and poking the corpse of Wino Willie!

Blood On The Highway by Lindsey Goddard:
The anguish of a mother’s loss is not bound by species.
A woman, her husband, and his brother are driving through a terrible storm, on they’re way for what was supposed to be a relaxing holiday. This is a very good SS! I’m hoping that Lindsey sees this and can recommend a better pic – one that looks like the inside of her brain!

This is an image that I found on a Google Image Search - It does not reflect the authors imagery in any way

*This is an image that I found on a Google Image Search – It does not reflect the authors imagery in any way

Kathi the Sexy Elf by Rich Bottles Jr.:
A department store Santa, who is following in his dad’s footprints as the jolly fat man for the same store, decides to do something remarkably sweet for his ‘Helper’ this year. The helper, Kathi, makes a very sexy elf, and she has some surprises of her own in store for Santa…
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I can’t wait to read some of the stories in Rich’s ‘humorrorotica‘ genre! Some links are provided at the bottom.

Christmas with the Family by Jonathan Byrd:
This one should be called “A FUCKED UP FAMILY CHRISTMAS”.
Other Jonathan Byrd titles on Amazon include –
BIG, The Jar, UNSHACKLED, and The Mommies Club. But, after reading this short, I’m not entirely convinced that it’s the same guy!! 🙂

The Witch who Fucked Christmas by Kevin Strange:
This story is a tie in to one of Kev’s movies, but it stands alone just fine.
Set in STRANGEVILLE, ILLINOIS, a worn out & broke down Santa is about to go head to head with The Hag of Horrors herself – Sasparilla, The Weed Witch. The victor will hold the bag that contains all the magic of Christmas. But, you can’t expect the Hag of Horrors to play fair… can you?
Nixon and Hogan Smoke Christmas YouTube trailer
Hack Films / Kevin Strange on YouTube

I’m Dreaming of a White Doomsday by Mike Lombardo:
Save the best for last, Kev? Yeah. I’m going to get this review posted, then go slit my wrists. xxoo 

After Notes, Links, & Other Randomly Strange[House] Fun

I’ve been adding and updating this section since the original post, and I’m still not finished.
I would like to include as much info as possible for each author that is/was involved with SHB while the books below were published.
This section will eventually become a StrangeHouse Spotlight Page
**If YOU are one of those authors, please – contact me! I’d like to post any info/links that you would like fans to know about!!***

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Jesse Wheeler on Goodreads
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M.P. Johnson on Goodreads
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Take this quiz and find out!! Post your results in the comments, I’d love to see them – I’ll Make sure that I get a link to Kevin, so he can see your results, too!

MORE SHB ANTHOLOGIES – GET SOME STRANGE!
The Last Gig On Planet Earth And Other Strange Stories
Strange Sex
Strange Versus Lovecraft
Tales of Questionable Taste
Zombie! Zombie! Brain Bang!
Scary Fucking Stories: A Strange Collection

VOYEURISM, in 140 characters or less –
@_StrangeHouse
@kevinthestrange
@freaktension
@BillyTea_AMDAD
@tusitalabruni
@SFerrariFOS

Other Books from Rich Bottles Jr.
LUMBERJACKED
“[…] makes Deliverance look like a family raft trip down the Lower Gauley”
Hellhole West Virginia
“Eco-friendly vampires, beach-yearning zombies and sex-starved she-devils.”
The Manacled
“What happens when twin brothers lease out the former West Virginia State Penitentiary with the false purpose of filming a documentary on supernatural phenomena, but their true intention is to make a pornographic movie? Chaos ensues as the disturbed spirits of murdered convicts, along with the reanimated dead from the neighboring Indian Burial Mound, take their vengeance on the unwary and undressed trespassers. Zombies, ghosts, mobsters and porn collide in this bizarro tale from horror author Rich Bottles Jr.”
*I HAVE TO GET THIS BOOK!* (Update – Rich sent me a copy of this, along with some awesome author swag! Thanks, Rich!!)

Check out ‘Gross-Out Author’ Jesse Wheeler’s Dinner at the Vomitropolis – I have this, but haven’t had the nerve to start reading it yet.

The Big Book of Bizarro
The Big Book of Bizarro Erotica Collection
The Big Book of Bizarro Horror Collection
The Big Book of Bizarro Sci-Fi & Fantasy Collection

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Visit the official website of Mike Lombardo’s Reel Splatter Productions! They’re a small independent horror-comedy troupe based out of Lancaster, Pennsylvania whose goal is to prove artistic expression can involve necrophilia & chainsaws! Visit RSP now, and see some horrible monstrosities commit unspeakable acts! YAY!!

http://www.ReelSplatter.com | Facebook.com/ReelSplatter

Writer/Director/FX Artist and author of this book’s SS titled I’M DREAMING OF A WHITE DOOMSDAY – Mike “Dr.Chud” Lombardo just released THE STALL on DVD and it is ready to ship!
It’s the story of a young pizza shop employee whi finds himself trapped in a public restroom during the Lovecraftian apocalypse. The DVD contains buckets of exclusive bloody extras that aren’t available on YouTube.

A Hacked-Up Holiday Massacre: Halloween is Going to be Jealous on Amazon

A Very StrangeHouse Christmas on Amazon

Strange Sex 3

Published April 11, 2016 by Shadow Girl

 Fancy a ménage à trilogy?

Have you ever felt the urge to fuck the photocopier at work? Or maybe you’re obsessed with panda sex. Perhaps you have a bomb in your cunt, or better yet, you have the Demon Vibrator of Eden in there. Whatever your taste, STRANGE SEX 3 has the scratch for your itch.

As usual, #SS3 is packed with awesome from cover to cover, and there is surely something within it’s pages for everyone’s hidden kink.  (If it’s not your kink now – it just might be after you read about it!)

Once again the craziest perverts in the industry have gathered together to give us some of the most fucked up erotica you’re ever likely to read, and a possible #VVD (virtual venereal disease) in the process. 

Since this is our third installment of Strange Sex, I’m not going to touch on every story this time.  I know, I know… you’re disappointed. Don’t worry – I’m not going to make you walk in to the madness blindly! Here are a few highlights to make sure you don’t stick to the floor…

Billy Tea taught us something very important in #SS2 – Rule 34: If it exists, there’s porn of it. Now, in #SS3, John Bruni teaches us that it doesn’t matter how fucked up something seems… there is ‘A Market For All Things’.  People collect weird things – especially Hollywood memorabilia.   (I also learned “…they’re not called selfies if there is more than one person in them. Those are ‘usies’.”  Thanks, John!!)

Do you remember how you felt when you walked into an ‘adult book store’ for the first time? Mike Lombardo vividly describes Lee’s first excruciating foray into the neon paradise in ‘Just Like The Real Thing’. Poor kid.
There is a scene in Clerks that shows Randal on the phone, placing an order for RST Video – I think Kevin Smith should hire Mike Lombardo as a porn consultant for the filming of Clerks 3…

I’ve always hated when someone refers to themselves as a ‘foodie’, EVERYBODY loves food, right?!  MP Johnson shows us how some people just take their love of food to an entirely different, (and lower), level in ‘Combo Platter Number Three’.

I think we can all agree that the ‘auto-correct’ feature on our cell phones was invented by Satan, right? If you’ve ever have had an auto-correct disaster in your life you’ll love the hilarious transcript, ahem… story from Mandy De Sandra – ‘Duck Me In The Bass: An Autocorrect Anal Sex Text Adventure’.

Leonard Delaney tells us a touching story about falling in love, (complete with  heartbreak, and betrayal), that almost everyone can relate to in ‘The Office Photocopier Wants To Fuck Me’. 

There’s a thin line between love & hate, and ‘Mine’ by Elle Stanger sits dead center.  “They say that love can be like a fire, quick and unpredictable. But what they don’t tell you is that love can burn your house down.”

The Stories:

“Just Like The Real Thing” by Mike Lombardo 
“Combo Platter Number Three” by MP Johnson
“Tanuki vs. the Aokigahara Swingers Club” by Arthur Graham
“Ectoplasm Orgasm” by Adam Millard
“The Mark Of Zorra” by Rich Bottles Jr.
“Snowballin’: I Fucked Frosty” by Auralie Vierge
“CuntBomb!!!” by TruckDrivingMagicMamma
“Rat Fuck” by Robert Tannahill
“Duck Me In The Bass: An Autocorrect Anal Sex Text Adventure” by Mandy De Sandra
“A Market For All Things” by John Bruni
“BigBoobenstein And The Demon Vibrator Of Eden” by Jeff O’Brien
“The Office Photocopier Wants To Fuck Me” by Leonard Delaney
“Mine” by  
“The Aliens from HerAnus” by Made In DNA
“Bionic Bonkers Feline Sextacular 3000” by Jason Wayne Allen
“Red Hot Panda Love” by Danger_Slater

 

Get your horrotica in 140 characters or less:

@tusitalabruni@ReelSplatter@freaktension@adammillard@Rich_Bottles_Jr,  @auralievierge@MandyDeSandra@jeffkissarmy@Leonard_Delaney@ElleStanger@idiotandroid@jasonwayneallen@Danger_Slater

 

Find more stories from these deviants on Amazon:

John BruniMike LombardoMP Johnson,  Arthur Graham,  Adam Millard,  Rich Bottles Jr.Auralie ViergeTruckDriving MagicMamma,  Robert Tannahill,  Mandy De SandraJeff O’BrienLeonard DelaneyElle StangerMade In DNAJason Wayne AllenDanger Slater 

 

 

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STRANGE SEX 2: THE SECOND CUMMING

Published February 4, 2015 by Shadow Girl

The sequel to the smash erotic horror anthology Strange Sex, Strange Sex 2 picks up right where the last book left off.

We’ve brought together some of the best new and established talent from the Bizarro genre to make Strange Sex 2: The Second Cumming sexier, nastier and more extreme than ever! Garrett Cook, Kevin Strange, Gabino Iglesias, and John Bruni lead the way through Rapecopters, Jesus erotica, sexualized Ken dolls, Mandingo gang bangs and so much more!

I’m ashamed at how long it’s taken me to get this review posted, but – I do have a valid reason! I read this with my first KU subscription, and I didn’t get three of the shorts reviewed before the book was returned. So, my apologies to Garrett Cook, Gregor ‘Goatboy’ Cole, and Kevin Strange. I loved the stories – robotic mutations, a very dark auction, and another short guaranteed to send me to Hell. (Don’t worry, I bought curtains… it’s lovely there.) Problem? I don’t have them in front of me to detail them right now… I’ll remedy this very soon, but for now… let’s pimp SS2 as a whole. Another 5 star anthology from the gang at SHB!
(My apologies to RRP if I left you uncredited, my inner timeline is slightly skewed)

Tiffany Scandal: FLAT LIKE KEN
FLAT LIKE KEN puts a sexy spin on the lives of some of our favorite childhood friends! I’m comforted in knowing that I wasn’t the only person that thought Ken was hanging out with Burt & Ernie at that bar downtown…

John BruniZERO RECALL
If Adam Sandler was a rapist, and enjoyed torture, 50 FIRST DATES would have been a completely different movie!
Another great SS from John Bruni – the Lombard-esque twists threw me, and I didn’t see this ending coming. I got in touch with John right when I finished, I couldn’t understand how he got me feeling sorry for, and almost rooting for, a very twisted bad guy.

MP JohnsonGROUPIE
Punk rock! If I had Social Distortion serenading me from my boobie, I’d be too happy to worry about the ‘HOW‘! The Oxycontin would be used as a party favor while I tried to get Mike Ness to cover COMFORTABLY NUMB.

Kristen M. TepePROJECT 628
This isn’t alien autopsy! Kristen knows the truth about these aliens, and those sure aren’t atomic ray guns they’re carrying! Their so-called weapons of mass destruction are actually vibratory androcentric phallus augmentation devices, and when these girls cum – it’s not so peaceful!
I especially liked the homage paid to Kevin – naming the stripper Cotton Candi! @KMTepeLit

Daniel VlasatyTHE SEX BUS IS ALWAYS THE RIGHT BUS
If you jumped onto a bus filled with so much sexual tension that you thought your head might explode from the pressure, would you wonder about your regular route, and getting to work on time, OR would you start peeling off your clothes to see how things would play out?
Sign me up for option B – because, like Daniel Vlasaty, Shadow Girl knows that the sex bus is ALWAYS the right bus! – http://danielvlasaty.com/

Gabino IglesiasMANDINGO PARTY MASSACRE
Neil knows that something isn’t right while he’s discussing the specifics of the service he & his men are to perform for this old man’s trophy wife. It’s her birthday, and while hiring a group of black men to satisfy your wife is a service that not all men would are secure enough in their own sexuality to do – it’s lucrative enough to keep the business afloat. This particular man is setting off Neil’s What-The-Fuck-O-Meter, so when they arrive at their destination that night – they’re ready for anything.
What happened isn’t an event you’d think you’d be able prepare for, but Neil and his Mandingos have learned a thing or two over the past two hundred years. Sadly, this kind of private party happens more often than you’d think possible, and the men are more than prepared.

Brian WilliamsN.A.D.S.
Sam literally runs into Dave on his way to the shops one morning. An encounter that, on any normal day, would be forgotten almost immediately. But on this day, in this place, it’s as if the universe intervened to assure the events to come. This love story centers around three men, and the very special women in their lives. These relationships wouldn’t have happened if it weren’t for one man – Dave, the founder of N.A.D.S. Dave has a surprise lined up for his friends, a very special surprise that will make people all over the world will stand up and take notice.

William TeaRULE 34
SS2 coaxed Billy Tea out of semi-retirement to enlighten us on the rules of adult cinema. One rule of pornography in particular – Rule 34: If it exists, there’s porn of it. Michael is trying to Tarantino the rule – using porn to prove the existence of something very important to him.
http://www.WilliamTea.com

Rich Bottles Jr.PINKFISH
Rich gets bonus points for having the best opening line of any SS in the SS2 collection – you gotta give it up for Oscar Wilde like wordplay that good!
While trying to illegally capture a new baby orca whale for the Under The Sea park in California, the fisherman captures something a lot more interesting in his nets. Under The Sea’s head animal trainer is very interested in this new discovery, and devotes every minute of his time to this unique creature.

SS2 – Amazon / Goodreads

Strange Sex ~ A SHB Anthology

Published February 6, 2014 by Shadow Girl

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What if Joseph wasn’t the first man to be cuckolded by God? What if there was a cult of adulterated men who would do anything to kill him for fucking their wives into useless shells of nymphoid lust? What if a woman possessed was so utterly tormented, that the only way to save her soul was to perform a Sexorcism? What if a scaticallogically inclined man found a way to pleasure himself with bed bugs? What if a woman fell in love with a dinosaur? What if a seemingly innocent Furry gangbang turned out to be a mating ritual for a tribe of nomadic cannibal were-teddy bears? These questions and many more will be answered when StrangeHouse books takes you on a journey unlike any you’ve ever seen before with their debut anthology of strange erotic horror fiction, “Strange Sex”. 13 tales of erotic fiction from Kevin Strange, D.F. Noble, Rich Bottles, Jr., David C. Hayes, Elizabeth Hetherington and more exciting authors of today’s strangest fiction.

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INTERLOPER: D.F. Noble
Louie (aka Lucifer) is not human, but he is the one who loves us, the earth and its creatures. Not the other guy. Not… The One. He hates us. The One will stop at nothing to exact his vengeance, and is destroying us in the process.
Even if that means seducing your wife to the point that nothing or nobody can ever satisfy her again. Louie is trying to get the help he needs to put an end to the madness.

LOVE BITES: David C. Hayes
Andy Crank, like most of the population, has a fetish. But, it is not the everyday, slap & tickle variety. It’s the kind that makes your wife divorce you. It’s the kind that even prostitutes won’t look at you. Andy likes feces. Literally. Touching it, playing with it, being bombarded with it. Andy wants to be life’s fan when everything is going wrong.
If you have the type of fetish that nobody wants to take part in, you need to come up with some kind of idea to feed your needs, right? Well, Andy has just that. And it is a doozy!

PULMONARY ED: Rich Bottles Jr.
How many times have you set off the metal detector? Have you ever thought that it might be rigged? Surely you don’t have anything on you that would set It off… maybe it’s broke. Maybe it’s purposely mis-calibrated to scare you… scare you into doing just about anything, as long as they will let you get back to your son.

APPETITES: Mike Lombardo
If you’re bored, single, and looking for some fun this Valentine’s Day, be cautious! Stay away from Cyber Cupid – It’s not all fun, and kinky games! You may go on a date planning to curb your sexual appetite, but end up feeding someone/something else’s true appetites!

FOREIGNER: D.F. Noble
“It tastes just how it looks, like shit.”
This one made me gag! So many gags!
This guy ain’t from around here, but he seems down for all kinds of freaky stuff! He is a little peculiar, his tastes are even more peculiar, (and I don’t think I’m going to be eating again any time soon, if ever). He wears your skin bag like a cheap suit & goes to his new home, smiling your smile, and shows his undying love to ‘his’ [new] family.
Honest to Dog, I thought that scat was the limit – but I found out that there’s something worse in my mind. ::shivers:: (Hint – it has a core!) Aghhh… stop it. Mr. Noble, there’s something wrong with you! (Jk)

THE LANGUAGE OF LOVE: Amanda Williams
The Rori, a highly intelligent alien race resembling earth ‘s extinct dinosaurs, came to earth – in peace, and have lived harmoniously with the human race for about 20 years. Rose, who was just a child when they arrived, has always been fascinated by the Rori. She’s about to find out if her anatomy knowledge is up to par when she spends some private time with Tor.

DETH MORGUE: Elisabeth Hetherington
Morianna begins working at the morgue as Deth’s assistant, and although she’s an actress – she fits in (with the job, and her boss) right away. She sees something strange with her very first corpse, and persues it in an unconventional manner.

VAGARY: Justin Roberts
Noun.
1. an unpredictable or erratic action, occurrence, course, or instance: the vagaries of weather; the vagaries of the economic scene. (vagaries of sexual depravity…)
2. a whimsical, wild, or unusual idea, desire, or action.
3. Possibly my fave ss in this anthology. I think the ‘setting’ has a novel just waiting to be written around it.
Perhaps the Strangehouse crew could borrow the style of extreme horror authors Keene, Lee, Ketchum, Smith, Gonzalez, White, Southard, Harding, & McKenzie? Give The Palace a new address – at ‘SIXTY NINE STIRRUP-IRON ROAD’!
Who’s with me on this?

FUCK OR FEAST: Craig Mullins
In a post-apocalyptic world filled with wastelands and mutants, every day is a fight for survival. But, would you fight knowing you will lose, or submit to the horrors to survive – even if surviving meant losing your sanity?

CINNAMON: D.F. Noble
The year is 2032, and the first self-aware Android has risen up to declare war on mankind. Cinnamon leads the Robot Rebellion of 2032, and until robots are given human rights – no human Will be safe!
You can watch a clip of D.F. Noble reading his story –

Every time I see this story, I hear that song by Bloodhound Gang – ‘Foxtrot, Uniform, Charlie, Kilo’, (and giggle).

COTTON CANDY: Kevin Strange
Mr. Pillinghast asked the girls from his Literature class to meet him after being on personal leave for two months. When they arrived at his old classroom, Mr. P was nowhere to be found. There were a variety of Plushy costumes in the room, as well as a manuscript, written by Mr. P, detailing the strange fate that has befallen him.

 

LIPS: Jesse Wheeler
Dale heard the words coming from the old gypsy woman…
“Tooti! Lel, naswalemos! Tshor, prikasa, mulo!” he was frightened. But, it wasn’t until she touched him that he really freaked out. Touched him, and uttered the one word he did understand… “Liipsss”
This is another of my favorites from this collection.

THE SEXORCIST: Kyle Noble
Father Callaghan is setting up to perform a rather unorthodox exorcism (sexorcism), and Priest Briggs is having some difficulty assisting. Once convinced that this is not the rape of a young girl, but the salvation of her eternal soul – well, he’s down for all the depravity!
Things keep taking unexpected turns, and the ending isn’t so happy for anyone.

Bonus Story –
THROUGH THE WALLS is a SS by D.L. Noble, from the SCARY FUCKING STORIES collection. I won’t say much this time around, because I’ve finished that book already, too – I just need to organize my thoughts. I will tell you… get that book, too!
And be on the lookout for STRANGE SEX 2!
It’s on the horizon, with all the entries submitted – it needs to be finalized, then all the stuff that we don’t know about in between writing a story & getting it published. Boo! That takes too long! But, editing is important – so I won’t cry too loudly. Hell, if it were me putting anthologies together – you’d be waiting an extra year while I tried to decide in which order I wanted the stories to be! Thank Dog there’s professionals out there!!

StrangeHouseBooks @_StrangeHouse

D.F. Noble

David C. Hayes

Rich Bottles Jr. @Rich_Bottles_Jr

Mike Lombardo @ReelSplatter

Elisabeth Hetherington

Justin Roberts

Craig Mullins

Kevin Strange @kevinthestrange

Jesse Wheeler

Kyle Noble

Amanda Williams:
I’m awaiting more info for contacting Amanda

♪ I’M DREAMING OF A STRANGE-HOUSE CHRISTMAS ♪

Published December 29, 2013 by Shadow Girl

I’ve completed my [Goodreads] ˙·٠•●♥ 2013 Reading Challenge ♥●•٠·˙ – (ahead of schedule, and beyond my personal goal – go, me!) But, I’m still sitting here wishing I had read so much more! I need more time! More hours in the day, more days in the week… UGH! It’s so frustrating!
I started reading titles from StrangeHouse Books in 2013, and I wish I could say that I’m ending this year all caught up, that I’ve devoured them all quicker than a Cannibal in Fat Camp! ::sigh:: That, however, is not the case. But, it gives me a goal for 2014!!

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A Very StrangeHouse Christmas

“This collection of 9 twisted tales of Christmas horror brings together weirdo literary talent from around the world, all with the sole purpose of turning the most sacred of holidays on its head, and making sweet, sweet love to its defenseless ear holes!”

“Join SHB ring leader Kevin Strange, as well as StrangeHouse anthology alumni Rich Bottles Jr., Jesse Wheeler, KM Tepe, and newcomers like Lindsey Goddard and MP Johnson on this sometimes magical, always fucked up journey to the north pole. We promise you’ll never look at Christmas the same way ever again!”

For last year’s ‘HOLIDAY HORROR BINGE & PURGE’ event, my main Holiday book to read, and review, was A HACKED-UP HOLIDAY MASSACRE. (It turned out to be a book of all holidays, not just Christmas, but ‘Irreverent Merriment, Diabolical Debauchery, and Gory Good Times‘ were had by all!!) Hacked Up HOLIDAY This year, I started earlier and got to fit in many more books from my holiday horror wish list. Two of this year’s reads are fighting for the top spot on my Happy List – A Very StrangeHouse Christmas is one of the two.

INTRODUCTION:  Kevin Strange

Kafka’s Run by Billy Tea:
The Kafka’s are Gift Heads & they’re in the run. Gift Heads are a slave race to the fat man. Raised in prison camps, tended to by elves, and eventually beheaded when they reach maturity. Their severed gift-heads are offered as sacrifice to appease the tiny Earth Gods. Fantastic story.
KafkasRun

Do Not Buy by MP Johnson:
A ‘Tickle This’ kind of story! Quick, gross, and wonderful!
ElmoAboutToGETTickled

The Unlisted by Jesse Wheeler:
YOU WANT NAUGHTY? You got it with this story! Sex, debauchery, violence, & more!

Image from the security camera in the Women's Plus Size dressing rooms

Image from the security camera in the Women’s Plus Size dressing rooms

Things in here had me cracking up (in between a gag, or a cringe) – one hilarious fact about these elves… they shit the cookie dough that Mrs. Claus bakes for Santa. When TSHTF, there’s a line about an elf who got so scared “he nearly nogged his pants”!! (It makes perfect sense that they pee egg nog, if they shit dough, right?!) WARM & FRESH!

Dear Santa Claus by K.M. Tepe:
A letter to Santa from the Naughty K.M. Tepe – If I were the fat man, I’d make sure every item on that list was specially delivered with added bows made of cash…

Think twice before leaving me coal again, ya Prick!!

Think twice before leaving me coal again, ya Prick!!

*Message for K.M. Tepe:
Ever since I opened up my very first MySpace account, I’ve used the same line in the About Me section of practically every account – still using it today.
After reading your bio in the back of this book, I just wanted to make a note of it just in case you see it yourself somewhere. There’s no “This town ain’t big enough fir the both of us” reasoning or mentality behind this note – It’s more like a brunch invitation! If you’re ever in Detroit, look me up… we can hang out in the alley behind Poetry Slam, guzzling coffee, and poking the corpse of Wino Willie!

Blood On The Highway by Lindsey Goddard:
The anguish of a mother’s loss is not bound by species.
A woman, her husband, and his brother are driving through a terrible storm, on they’re way for what was supposed to be a relaxing holiday. This is a very good SS! I’m hoping that Lindsey sees this and can recommend a better pic – one that looks like the inside of her brain!

This is an image that I found on a Google Image Search - It does not reflect the authors imagery in any way

*This is an image that I found on a Google Image Search – It does not reflect the authors imagery in any way

Kathi the Sexy Elf by Rich Bottles Jr.:
A department store Santa, who is following in his dad’s footprints as the jolly fat man for the same store, decides to do something remarkably sweet for his ‘Helper’ this year. The helper, Kathi, makes a very sexy elf, and she has some surprises of her own in store for Santa…
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I can’t wait to read some of the stories in Rich’s ‘humorrorotica‘ genre! Some links are provided at the bottom.

Christmas with the Family by Jonathan Byrd:
This one should be called “A FUCKED UP FAMILY CHRISTMAS”.
Other Jonathan Byrd titles on Amazon include –
BIG, The Jar, UNSHACKLED, and The Mommies Club. But, after reading this short, I’m not entirely convinced that it’s the same guy!! 🙂

The Witch who Fucked Christmas by Kevin Strange:
This story is a tie in to one of Kev’s movies, but it stands alone just fine.
Set in STRANGEVILLE, ILLINOIS, a worn out & broke down Santa is about to go head to head with The Hag of Horrors herself – Sasparilla, The Weed Witch. The victor will hold the bag that contains all the magic of Christmas. But, you can’t expect the Hag of Horrors to play fair… can you?
Nixon and Hogan Smoke Christmas YouTube trailer
Hack Films / Kevin Strange on YouTube

I’m Dreaming of a White Doomsday by Mike Lombardo:
Save the best for last, Kev? Yeah. I’m going to get this review posted, then go slit my wrists. xxoo 

After Notes, Links, & Other Randomly Strange[House] Fun

I’ve been adding and updating this section since the original post, and I’m still not finished.
I would like to include as much info as possible for each author that is/was involved with SHB while the books below were published.
This section will eventually become a StrangeHouse Spotlight Page
**If YOU are one of those authors, please – contact me! I’d like to post any info/links that you would like fans to know about!!***

Check out the StrangeHouseBooks blog on WordPress
‘LIKE’ StrangeHouseBooks on Facebook

A VERY STRANGEHOUSE CHRISTMAS on Goodreads
Kevin Strange on Goodreads
K.M. Tepe on Goodreads
Rich Bottles Jr. on Goodreads
Mike Lombardo on Goodreads
Lindsey Goddard on Goodreads
Jesse Wheeler on Goodreads
Billy Tea on Goodreads
M.P. Johnson on Goodreads
Jonathan Byrd on Goodreads

DO YOU THINK YOU KNOW KEVIN STRANGE?
Take this quiz and find out!! Post your results in the comments, I’d love to see them – I’ll Make sure that I get a link to Kevin, so he can see your results, too!

MORE SHB ANTHOLOGIES – GET SOME STRANGE!
The Last Gig On Planet Earth And Other Strange Stories
Strange Sex
Strange Versus Lovecraft
Tales of Questionable Taste
Zombie! Zombie! Brain Bang!
Scary Fucking Stories: A Strange Collection

VOYEURISM, in 140 characters or less –
@_StrangeHouse
@kevinthestrange
@freaktension
@BillyTea_AMDAD
@tusitalabruni
@SFerrariFOS

Other Books from Rich Bottles Jr.
LUMBERJACKED
“[…] makes Deliverance look like a family raft trip down the Lower Gauley”
Hellhole West Virginia
“Eco-friendly vampires, beach-yearning zombies and sex-starved she-devils.”
The Manacled
“What happens when twin brothers lease out the former West Virginia State Penitentiary with the false purpose of filming a documentary on supernatural phenomena, but their true intention is to make a pornographic movie? Chaos ensues as the disturbed spirits of murdered convicts, along with the reanimated dead from the neighboring Indian Burial Mound, take their vengeance on the unwary and undressed trespassers. Zombies, ghosts, mobsters and porn collide in this bizarro tale from horror author Rich Bottles Jr.”
*I HAVE TO GET THIS BOOK!* (Update – Rich sent me a copy of this, along with some awesome author swag! Thanks, Rich!!)

Check out ‘Gross-Out Author’ Jesse Wheeler’s Dinner at the Vomitropolis – I have this, but haven’t had the nerve to start reading it yet.

The Big Book of Bizarro
The Big Book of Bizarro Erotica Collection
The Big Book of Bizarro Horror Collection
The Big Book of Bizarro Sci-Fi & Fantasy Collection

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Visit the official website of Mike Lombardo’s Reel Splatter Productions! They’re a small independent horror-comedy troupe based out of Lancaster, Pennsylvania whose goal is to prove artistic expression can involve necrophilia & chainsaws! Visit RSP now, and see some horrible monstrosities commit unspeakable acts! YAY!!

http://www.ReelSplatter.com | Facebook.com/ReelSplatter

Writer/Director/FX Artist and author of this book’s SS titled I’M DREAMING OF A WHITE DOOMSDAY – Mike “Dr.Chud” Lombardo just released THE STALL on DVD and it is ready to ship!
It’s the story of a young pizza shop employee whi finds himself trapped in a public restroom during the Lovecraftian apocalypse. The DVD contains buckets of exclusive bloody extras that aren’t available on YouTube.

A Hacked-Up Holiday Massacre: Halloween is Going to be Jealous on Amazon

A Very StrangeHouse Christmas on Amazon

Eternal Sunshine of the Mutant Mind

Published April 8, 2017 by Shadow Girl

I saw this quote on Instagram, and became immediately obsessed.
 It’s Joel & Clementine
 It’s Mickey & Mallory
 It’s the new mutant romance novel from Kevin Strange. 

“Cult horror filmmaker Brian Sully has isolated himself to a simple life on the Oregon coast after being publicly shamed by the lead actress of his most recent B-Movie monster flick for sending her pictures of his dick. Brian’s years of isolation have left him on the brink of suicide. But after his best friend and producer books him at a 20th anniversary horror festival honoring their first feature film, Brian Sully’s life is about to change. Is true love real? What if you fell in love with something not quite… Human? Would you pursue it? Would you let anything stop you? Even death?  I DIED IN A BED OF ROSES  is Kevin Strange’s first ever crack at the paranormal romance genre. But if you’re expecting a mushy love story, well, you don’t know Kevin Strange!”

I’ve always loved the eye-catching book covers put out by Kev, (and some of the old SHB gang), but the cover for  I DIED IN A BED OF ROSES  is gorgeous. (You gotta love that red hair!) The cover-art is by ‘kinkmaster’ William Skaar, (the creator of Carnigor). Be sure to check out his website!
Do I HAVE to say that (like most of the things I post) his work, and site, is 18+?  (♫ ♪ Ass n titties, ass ass n titties ♪ ♫)


I haven’t read IDIABOR yet, but I plan on it – very soon. BOLO for the review!
For you #StrangeHeads out there who are already bouncing in your seats chanting “gimmie gimmie gimmie”I DIED IN A BED OF ROSES  is available now – visit one of the following sites, and grab your copy today!  Kevin The Strange Fiction, Amazon, IndieBound, FictionDBGoodreadsDeals

 

Stalking Kevin Strange

Email: StrangeTheKevin (at) Gmail (dot) com

Official Website: kevinthestrange.com

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STRANGELOVE: Check out some of my other posts with Kevin

Serious stalkers can visit… Biblio, BookLikesBizarroCentralFictionDBLibraryThingSoundCloudYouTube1, YouTube2, or pm me for details re: cash bribes, places to accidentally bump into Mr. Strange, and a list of dark alleys he walks down at night.

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What’s next on your TBR?

Published July 20, 2014 by Shadow Girl

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I’m so far behind on my reviews, I feel guilty starting another book!
I need to get posts up for at least two more for Ed Lee, five for Jeff Strand (Pressure, Fangboy, and the first 3 Andrew Mayhem books – yay!), and, I started the Jack Daniels series by J.A. Konrath – (I’ve finished WHISKEY SOUR, and am halfway through BLOODY MARY).
FEAST OR FAMINE, the newest anthology from Zombie Fiend, is going to knock your socks off! Stand outs [so far] include shorts from Sara Gray, and Alan Dale.
Four stories from Terry West have turned me into a lifelong fan, Zané Sachs‘s SADIE was described to me as the female Peter Jenkins – and I adore her now, and I need to find more from the author. I finally read Jamie Johnesee‘s Bob The Zombie books – and I can’t wait for more – Bob is awesome ❤
Mitchell Crowe has four great shorts that I need to review, Adam Light and Kevin Strange are also on the list that seems never-ending.
If I ever get caught up, I will buy myself a surprise!

I updated Cover To Cover, the page that lists the books I’ve reviewed here on BBB. It was getting hard to follow, so I added a new page listing books alphabetically – by author.
I noticed how many reviews aren’t listed or linked, so I’ll get those up ASAP!

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Books I plan to read soon include titles from Jeffery Thomas, (author of the Punktown series), Ray Garton, and Tom Piccirilli. Plus – I’m ashamed to admit how many stories from Matt Shaw have danced outside my budget… Tortured, Rotting Dead Fucks, Porn, A House in the Country, and Seed… omg! Bad Fan!

One more update – I added a new page in the ABOUT section, listing e-mail, and most of my social media links. So… find me, let’s connect!!

A – Z by Author

Published July 19, 2014 by Shadow Girl

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* Micha Ackerman: BAIT
* Micah Ackerman: DEATH WALK
* Micah Ackerman: THE MANUSCRIPT

* Rocky Alexander: THE HIM

* Jason Wayne Allen: TALES OF THE WHISPERING GASH: A Queefrotica
* Jason Wayne Allen: STRANGE SEX 3

* Jon Athan: MR. SNUFF
* Jon Athan: THE ABUSE OF ASHLEY COLLINS
* Jon Athan: BAD APPETITES
* Jon Athan: A FAMILY OF VIOLENCE
* Jon Athan:
* Jon Athan:

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* Kimberly A. Bettes: HELD
* Kimberly A. Bettes: PUSHED
* Kimberly A. Bettes: HELD BOOK 3
* Kimberly A. Bettes: ANNIE’S REVENGE
* Kimberly A. Bettes: DEAD MAN’S CHAIR
* Kimberly A. Bettes: RAGE
* Kimberly A. Bettes: THE GOOD NEIGHBOR
* Kimberly A. Bettes: BEFORE THE HARVEST

* Kerry EB Black: RAVENOUS: The Car Nex Collection Book One

* Andrew Bliss: A SLIP OF THE TONGUE
* Andrew Bliss: AN EMBARRASSING ODOR

* Jorge Bocanegra: OF LONE HEADSTONES

* Rich Bottles Jr.: A VERY STRANGEHOUSE CHRISTMAS
* Rich Bottles Jr.: STRANGE SEX ~ An SHB Anthology
* Rich Bottles Jr.: THE MANACLED
* Rich Bottles Jr.: BY
* Rich Bottles Jr.: STRANGE SEX 3

* A.M. Boyle: THANKSGIVING FEAST / from HOLIDAY OF THE DEAD

* Duncan P. Bradshaw: EASTER EGGS & BUNNY BOILERS

* Michael Bray: ART w/ Matt Shaw
* Michael Bray: BEHIND CLOSED DOORS
* Michael Bray: DARK CORNERS
* Michael Bray: FUNHOUSE
* Michael Bray: HOME-VIDEO w/Matt Shaw
* Michael Bray: MEAT
* Michael Bray: MONSTER w/ Matt Shaw
* Michael Bray: SOMETHING IN THE DARK
* Michael Bray: SCRATCHERS
* Michael Bray: WHISPER
* Michael Bray: EASTER EGGS & BUNNY BOILERS

* A.J. Brown: REMEMBER WHAT I SAID ABOUT LIVING OUT IN THE
COUNTRY?

* Dani Brown: MY LOVELY WIFE
* Dani Brown: MIDDLE AGED RAE OF FUCKING SUNSHINE

* Eric S. Brown: LARRY AND HANK’S BIG DEAD FISHING ADVENTURE

* Tonia Brown: DANNY BOY
* Tonia Brown: DEVOURING MILO
* Tonia Brown: LUCKY STIFF: MEMOIRS OF AN UNDEAD LOVER
* Tonia Brown: NAKED FEAR / from HOLIDAY OF THE DEAD
* Tonia Brown: TRIPLE SHOT OF SOUTHERN HORROR

* John Bruni: FAMILY MAN
* John Bruni: TALES OF QUESTIONABLE TASTE
* John Bruni: STRANGE SEX 3

* Neil Buchanan: EASTER EGGS & BUNNY BOILERS

* Tony Burgess: CROSSOVER – from HOLIDAY OF THE DEAD

* Kealan Patrick Burke: OFFLINE

* Jonathan Byrd: A VERY STRANGEHOUSE CHRISTMAS

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* Dawn Cano: VIOLENT DELIGHTS with Lewis Duncan
* Dawn Cano: BUCKET LIST
* Dawn Cano: SLEEP DEPRIVED
* Dawn Cano: CASH OUT

* Craig Caudill: CARNY FOLK

* Chris Lewis Carter: SEEING RED

* Adam Cesare: The First One You Expect

* James Cheetham: WABIGOON

* R. M. Cochran: IN THE END

* Creep Creepersin: BACON
* Creep Creepersin: GONORRHEA

* Jeremiah Cress: SEVEN SLIGHTLY SADISTIC STORIES

* Blake Crouch: SERIAL (w/ Jack Kilborn)
* Blake Crouch: PINES [Wayward Pines Book 1]

* Jason Z. Christie: SIX STORIES SHORT & SWEET
* Jason Z. Christie: RADAR LOVE (5 Star Review – Coming Soon)
* Jason Z. Christie: ZOMBIE KILLA

* Lesley Conner: I *HEART* RECYCLING

* Dennis Cooper: ZAC’S HAUNTED HOUSE

* Eugene Cuise: APARTMENT 23A
* Eugene Cuise: THE ALLEY

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* Alan Dale: DNA: CODE FLESH Part One

* Dusty Davis: HARD LUCK · (Anthology)

* Nicholas Day: STRANGE SEX ~ An SHB Anthology

* Mandy De Sandra: STRANGE SEX 3

* Leonard Delaney: STRANGE SEX 3

* Robert Devereaux: SLAUGHTERHOUSE HIGH

* Allison Dickson: THE GOOD GIRLS
* Allison Dickson: THE LAST WEDDING IN THE MIDNIGHT CHAPEL
* Allison Dickson: VERMIN

* Dan Dillard: UNLUCKY IN DEATH
* Dan Dillard: GIVING UP THE GHOST
* Dan Dillard: LIGHT AS A FEATHER
* Dan Dillard: TECH SUPPORT
* Dan Dillard: THE JOURNEYMAN

* Eric Dimbleby: OATMEAL COOKIES

* James Dorr: HARD LUCK · (Anthology)

* Christine Dougherty: STEPHEN KING A Short Story

* Sean Douglas: HARD LUCK · (Anthology)

* ER Robin Dover: RAVENOUS: The Car Nex Collection Book One

* Lewis Duncan: VIOLENT DELIGHTS with Dawn Cano

* David Dunwoody: ROMAN HOLIDAY

* Matt Drabble: ASYLUM

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* Thomas Emson: WHERE MOTH AND RUST DESTROY

* Amy Engel: THE ROANOKE GIRLS

* Emma Ennis: JOYEUX PAQUES

* Atty Eve: MY BEAUTIFUL SUICIDE (Book 1)

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* Rusty Fischer: ZOMBIE THANKSGIVING: A YA PARANORMAL STORY

* Steven Frank: MNEMONIC MAN

* A. P. Fuchs: HOME FOR THE ZOMBI-DAYS

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* Alan Gandy: ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS SANTA IS YOU
* Alan Gandy: VOYEUR DEAD RELOADED
* Alan Gandy: CRADLE TO THE COFFIN: THE FABLE OF DRACULA & LULU
* Alan Gandy: MAX & THE GEEKS

* Angel Gelique: HILLARY: Tail of the Dog (Hillary, #1)
* Angel Gelique: HILLARY: Flesh and Blood (Hillary, #2)
* Angel Gelique: HILLARY: Retribution (Hillary, #3)
* Angel Gelique: MOTHER
* Angel Gelique: CHRISTMAS SHOPPING
* Angel Gelique: THE SEASON OF GIVING

* Rod Glenn: SEAHOUSES SLAUGHTERHOUSE

* Jim & Debbie Goad: ANSWER ME! The First Three

* Lindsey Goddard: A VERY STRANGEHOUSE CHRISTMAS

* Jim Goforth: EASTER EGGS & BUNNY BOILERS

* J.F. Gonzalez: SIXTY-FIVE STIRRUP IRON ROAD
* J.F. Gonzalez: SURVIVOR

* Edward Gorey: THE GASHLYCRUMB TINIES / ABC’s

* Arthur Graham: STRANGE SEX 3

* Marie Green: SUNSHINE BEAMED

* Patrick C. Greene: TRICK

* Derek Gunn: SCHOOL’S OUT

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* Nigel Hall: BURJ

* Ryan Harding: SIXTY-FIVE STIRRUP IRON ROAD
* Ryan Harding: GENITAL GRINDER

* Boyd E. Harris: securedate.com

* Dane Hatchell: EMPATHY
* Dane Hatchel: BAD VIBES
* Dane Hatchel: THE TIME POTTERS WHEEL

* Rich Hawkins: EASTER EGGS & BUNNY BOILERS

* David C. Hayes: CANNIBAL FAT CAMP (w/ Mark C. Scioneaux)
* David C. Hayes: CHERUB
* David C. Hayes: THE GREAT AMERICAN SLASHER
* David C. Hayes: STRANGE SEX ~ An SHB Anthology

* Elizadeth Hetherington: STRANGE SEX ~ An SHB Anthology

* Matt Hickman: JEREMY: EVIL HAS ONE NAME
* Matt Hickman: BRAZEN: Dark Chapter Press A-Z Book 2
* Matt Hickman: EASTER EGGS & BUNNY BOILERS

* Vincent Hobbes: TO READ OR NOT TO READ
* Vincent Hobbes: THE HOUR OF THE TIME
* Vincent Hobbes: THEY

* Stephen Donald Huff: SHIT
* Stephen Donald Huff: THE DUMPING GAME

* David Owain Hughes: EASTER EGGS & BUNNY BOILERS

* Shaun Hupp: RAVENOUS: The Car Nex Collection Book One
* Shaun Hupp: I WILL MAKE YOU LOVE ME
* Shaun Hupp: LAST WORDS
* Shaun Hupp: VALENTINE ROGERS, PRIVATE DICK
* Shaun Hupp: JON’S CABIN
* Shaun Hupp: I TRY MY BEST
* Shaun Hupp: ANNIVERSARY DINNER

* C.V. Hunt: MISERY AND DEATH AND EVERYTHING DEPRESSING

* S.A. Hunter: SCARY MARY

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* Bowie V Ibarra: ROCKETS’ RED GLARE

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* Vallon Jackson: APOCALYPSE NOO

* Dave Jeffery: DADDY DEAREST

* Shaun Jeffrey: DARK INSIDE

* Thomas Jenner: KELLIE’S DIARY (w/ Angeline Perkins)

* Jaime Johnesee: BOB THE ZOMBIE (5 Star Review to come)
* Jaime Johnesee: BOB THE SEQUEL (Bob The Zombie) (5 Star Review)

* MP Johnson: A VERY STRANGEHOUSE CHRISTMAS
* MP Johnson: Strange Sex 3

* Tom Johnstone: A CHANGE IS AS GOOD AS A REST

* Kirk Jones: GREENHOUSE GARDEN OF SUICIDES

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* Rhonda Kachur: KILLERS ANONYMOUS Volume One

* Michael Kanuckel: HARD LUCK · (Anthology)

* Stuart Keane: EASTER EGGS & BUNNY BOILERS

* Brian Keene: SPOOKY STACKS (w/ J. Maberry, S. Nicholson, B. Smith)
* Brian Keene: SIXTY-FIVE STIRRUP IRON ROAD

* Lee Kelly: DIG

* Kevin J. Kennedy: THE TALE OF SAWNEY BEAN

* Jack Ketchum: CONSENSUAL
* Jack Ketchum: I’M NOT SAM (w/ Lucky McKee)
* Jack Ketchum: RIGHT TO LIFE
* Jack Ketchum: SIXTY-FIVE STIRRUP IRON ROAD

* Jack Kilborn: SERIAL (w/ Blake Crouch)
* Jack Kilborn: TRAPPED

* Tim Kizer: GOING INSANE A Psycho Thriller

* Stephen King: CELL
* Stephen King: DOCTOR SLEEP
Stephen King: REVIVAL

* J.A. & Talon Konrath: GRANDMA?

* Matt Kurtz: SOUTHERN FRIED CRUELTY

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* Joe R. Lansdale: BY BIZARRE HANDS

* J.D. Layton: NEVER ALONE

* Edward Lee: THE BACKWOODS
* Edward Lee: THE BIGHEAD
* Edward Lee: BRAIN CHEESE BUFFET
* Edward Lee: BULLET THROUGH YOUR FACE
* Edward Lee: CARNAL SURGERY
* Edward Lee: DAHMER’S NOT DEAD
* Edward Lee: HAUNTER OF THE THRESHOLD, THE
* Edward Lee: HEADER
* Edward Lee: HEADER 2
* Edward Lee: THE PIG / THE HOUSE
* Edward Lee: PORTRAIT OF A PSYCHOPATH AS A YOUNG WOMAN
* Edward Lee: QUEST FOR SEX, TRUTH, & REALITY
* Edward Lee: ROOM 415
* Edward Lee: SIXTY-FIVE STIRRUP IRON ROAD
* Edward Lee: TERATOLOGIST, THE w/ Wrath James White
* Edward Lee: THE HAUNTER OF THE THRESHOLD
* Edward Lee: WITCH WATER

* Scott Lefebvre: HARD LUCK · (Anthology)

* Andrew Lennon: KEITH: A STORY OF FRIENDSHIP AND VIOLENCE

* Mark Leslie: SNOWMAN SHIVERS: SCARY SNOWMEN TALES
* Mark Leslie: A MURDER OF SCARECROWS Mark Leslie
* Mark Leslie: ONE HAND SCREAMING Mark Leslie

* Jerry Lewis: THE DAY THE CLOWN CRIED – Screenplay

* Adam Light: TOMMY ROTTEN – A Halloween short story
* Adam Light: TAKEN (Coming Soon)
* Adam Light: TOES UP
* Adam Light: WAY OUT OF HERE

* Evans Light: CRAWL SPACE (5 Star Review to come)
* Evans Light: DON’T NEED NO WATER
* Evans Light: SCREAMSCAPES: TALES OF TERROR (Coming Soon)
* Evans Light: STORIES INC.

* Bentley Little: WAITING FOR SANTA

* Bob Lock: THE ZOMBIE WHISPERER

* Mike Lombardo: A VERY STRANGEHOUSE CHRISTMAS
* Mike Lombardo: STRANGE SEX ~ An SHB Anthology

* Steve Lowe: EVERY DAY A HOLIDAY

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* Jonathan Maberry: SPOOKY STACKS (w/ S.Nicholson, B.Smith, B.Keene)

* Made In DNA: STRANGE SEX 3

* James Mahoney: I Died Once

* Mae March: HARD LUCK · (Anthology)

* Lucas Mangum: HARD LUCK · (Anthology)

* William Malmborg: JIMMY
* William Malmborg: TEXT MESSAGE
* William Malmborg: DARK HARVEST
* William Malmborg: NIKKI’S SECRET (Review to Come)

* Mark Matthews: WICKED SMART CARNIE

* John McCuaig: THE LAST TRIP TOGETHER

* Michael McGlade: HARD LUCK · (Anthology)

* Lucky McKee: I’M NOT SAM (w/ Jack Ketchum)

* Shane McKenzie: PINCH / from A HACKED UP HOLIDAY MASSACRE
* Shane McKenzie: SIXTY-FIVE STIRRUP IRON ROAD
* Shane McKenzie: STORK (Review To Come)
* Shane McKenzie: PUS JUNKIES

* Jerry McKinney: FLESH & BLOOD

* Joe McKinney: THE DAY THE MUSIC DIED

* Iain McKinnon: JENNIFER

* John McNee: TACO MEAT
* John NcNee: GRUDGE PUNK

* Rick McQuistin: MICHIGAN MADMEN (w/ Chris Reed, Chris Robertson)

* William Meikle: HOME IS THE SAILOR, Home From The Sea

* Adam Millard: LARRY
* Adam Millard: HUMAN SANTAPEDE
* Adam Millard: THE MARIONNETTISTE OF VERSAILLES AND OTHER ODDITIES
* Adam Millard: STRANGE SEX 3

* Calvin A.L. Miller: HET MADDEN, A ZOMBIE PERSPECTIVE
* Calvin A.L. Miller: THE ZOMBIE’S SURVIVAL GUIDE
* Calvin A.L. Miller: ZOMBIE WORLD DEATH PERCEPTION

* Jonathan Moon: HOO-DOO COUNTY HORRORS

* Jonathan Moon: HOO-DOO COUNTY HORRORS 2

* Billie Sue Mosiman: CARNIVAL FREAK (RTC)

* Craig Mullins: STRANGE SEX ~ An SHB Anthology

* Martin Mundt: THE CRAWLING ABATTOIR

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* S. Michael Nash: GUISES

* Scott Nicholson: SPOOKY STACKS (w/ B.Keene, J.Maberry, B.Smith)

* Aaron Niz: SNUFFED (RTC)

* D.F. Noble: STRANGE SEX ~ An SHB Anthology
* D.F. Noble: SCARY FUCKING STORIES
* D.F. Noble: BEER RUN OF THE DEAD

* Kyle Noble: STRANGE SEX ~ An SHB Anthology

* Michael Noe: LEGACY

* Chantal Noordeloos: EASTER EGGS & BUNNY BOILERS

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* Jeff O’Brian: STRANGE SEX 3

* Rish Outfield: THE AWFUL TALE OF THE MINNESOTA DIARRHEA GHOST

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* J R Park: EASTER EGGS & BUNNY BOILERS

* Iain S Paton: STORM COMING DOWN

* Arthur Pendryll: DOWN THE CELLAR STEPS

* Lyle Perez-Tinics: UNDEAD SIDE OF THE MOON

* Angeline Perkins: KELLIE’S DIARY (w/ Thomas Jenner)

* Chris Philbrook: AT LEAST HE’S NOT ON FIRE (RTC)

* Bradley Poage: BEDTIME TALES OF HORROR: BREAD CRUMBS
* Bradley Poage: BEDTIME TALES OF HORROR: COOKED ALIVE
* Bradley Poage: BEDTIME TALES OF HORROR: FORETOLD
* Bradley Poage: BEDTIME TALES OF HORROR: FOREVER MINE
* Bradley Poage: BEDTIME TALES OF HORROR: FORTUNES END
* Bradley Poage: BEDTIME TALES OF HORROR: IN THE EYES OF MY
BROTHER
* Bradley Poage: BEDTIME TALES OF HORROR: I WANT TO LIVE
* Bradley Poage: BEDTIME TALES OF HORROR: SOME DOORS WERE NOT MEANT TO
BE OPENED
* Bradley Poage: BEDTIME TALES OF HORROR: THE CORN MAZE
* Bradley Poage: BEDTIME TALES OF HORROR: THE DARKEST ROAD
* Bradley Poage: BEDTIME TALES OF HORROR: THE INVITATION
* Bradley Poage: BEDTIME TALES OF HORROR: THE LAST TOAST
* Bradley Poage: BEDTIME TALES OF HORROR: THE NEW CAR
* Bradley Poage: BEDTIME TALES OF HORROR: THE PERFECT WOMAN
* Bradley Poage: BEDTIME TALES OF HORROR: THE TRAIL

* Stephen Pope: HARD LUCK · (Anthology)

* Remy Porter: SQUAWK

* Jeff Povey: SERIAL KILLERS CLUB

* Kit Power: EASTER EGGS & BUNNY BOILERS

* Joe Powers: HARD LUCK · (Anthology)

* Anderson Prunty: FUCKNESS (Coming Soon)
* Anderson Prunty: HI I’M A SOCIAL DISEASE
* Anderson Prunty: JACK & MR. GRIN
* Anderson Prunty: THE BEARD
* Anderson Prunty: MORNING IS DEAD
* Anderson Prunty: THE SORROW KING

* Jimmy Pudge: BAD BILLY
* Jimmy Pudge: BITCH GONE CRAZY IN THE ATTIC
* Jimmy Pudge: CORN BREAD
* Jimmy Pudge: THE DICK
* Jimmy Pudge: ICE CREAM MAN
* Jimmy Pudge: KITTY’S REVENGE
* Jimmy Pudge: RUN, TEDDY BEAR, RUN
* Jimmy Pudge: YO A$$ IS GRASS

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* C.L. Quigley: HARD LUCK · (Anthology)

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* Duncan Ralston: Gristle & Bone
* Duncan Ralston: EASTER EGGS & BUNNY BOILERS

* Duncan Ralston: WHERE THE MONSTERS LIVE 

* Joseph Ramshaw: RAVENOUS: The Car Nex Collection Book One

* Silver RavenWolf: HALLOWEEN: SPELLS, RECIPES & CUSTOMS

* Jacob Rayne: DIGITAL CHILDREN
* Jacob Rayne: WALK IN THE PARK
* Jacob Rayne: BECOMING…
* Jacob Rayne: SEASON’S BLEEDINGS

* Anthony Renfro: A ZOMBIE CHRISTMAS
* Anthony Renfro: A ZOMBIE THANKSGIVING
* Anthony Renfro: DEMON ENERGY
* Anthony Renfro: KILLER TREADS
* Anthony Renfro: THE LIVING SAND
* Anthony Renfro: NEED TO FEED
* Anthony Renfro: THE RAISED

* Graeme Reynolds: EASTER EGGS & BUNNY BOILERS

* Chris Reed: MICHIGAN MADMEN (w/ Chris Robertson, & Rick McQuiston)

* Shawn M Riddle: THE FOUR OF JULY / from HOLIDAY OF THE DEAD

* Elle Richfield: THANKSGIVING

* Justin Roberts: STRANGE SEX ~ An SHB Anthology

* R. Phillip Roberts: THE DAY I DISCOVERED THE TRUTH ABOUT THE MAN IN
THE RED SUIT

* Bill Robertson: CHRISTMAS NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD

* Chris Robertson: MICHIGAN MADMEN (w/ Chris Reed, & Rick McQuiston)
* Chris Robertson: THE KNOCKOUT GAME

* Glenn Rolfe: EASTER EGGS & BUNNY BOILERS

* Jack Rollins: EASTER EGGS & BUNNY BOILERS

* Michael K Rose: THE HUMAN BODY (a short story)

* William Todd Rose: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DIE
* William Todd Rose: BOX OF DARKNESS (RTC)
* William Todd Rose: BOX OF ROT (RTC)
* William Todd Rose: CRY HAVOC (RTC)
* William Todd Rose: SNIPE HUNTING IN THE HOUSE OF FOREVER (RTC)
* William Todd Rose: UNDEAD NOCTERN: Even Dead Men Die (RTC)
* William Todd Rose: THE SEVEN HABITS OF HIGHLY INFECTIVE PEOPLE

* Will Ross: tl;dr

* John Russo: HOLIDAY OF THE DEAD

* Kristopher Rufty: PILLOWFACE
* Kristopher Rufty: LAST ONE ALIVE (RTC)
* Kristopher Rufty: THE NIGHT EVERYTHING CHANGED (RTC)

* Danial I. Russell: RETARD

* Justin Russell: MEAT

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* Zané Sachs: SADIE THE SADIST

* Lori Safranek: MARIE

* Mark C. Scioneaux: CANNIBAL FAT CAMP (w/David C. Hayes)

* Matt Schiariti: WORDS WITH FIENDS

* Ty Schwamberger: HUNG WITH CARE

* Kyle M. Scott:
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* Kyle M. Scott: EASTER EGGS & BUNNY BOILERS
* Kyle M. Scott:
* Kyle M. Scott:

* M. R. Sellars: MERRIE AXEMAS (SA CONSTANCE MANDALAY # 0.5)
* M. R. Sellars: IN THE BLEAK MIDWINTER (SA CONSTANCE MANDALAY # 1)
* M. R. Sellars: Harm None (A Rowan Gant Investigation #1)
* M. R. Sellars: Never Burn a Witch (A Rowan Gant Investigation #2)
* M. R. Sellars: Perfect Trust (A Rowan Gant Investigation #3)
* M. R. Sellars: The Law of Three (A Rowan Gant Investigation #4)
* M. R. Sellars: Crone’s Moon (A Rowan Gant Investigation #5)
* M. R. Sellars: Love Is the Bond (A Rowan Gant Investigation #6)
* M. R. Sellars: All Acts of Pleasure (A Rowan Gant Investigation #7)
* M. R. Sellars: The End of Desire (A Rowan Gant Investigation #8)
* M. R. Sellars: Blood Moon (A Rowan Gant Investigation #9)
* M. R. Sellars: Miranda (A Rowan Gant Investigation #10)
* M. R. Sellars: Ghoul Squad
* M. R. Sellars: Death Wears High Heels

* Patrick Shand: FACE

* Matt Shaw: 9 MONTHS Book One (RTC)
* Matt Shaw: 9 MONTHS Book Two (RTC)
* Matt Shaw: 9 MONTHS Book Three (RTC)
* Matt Shaw: A TASTE OF YOUR FEARS
* Matt Shaw: A TASTE OF YOUR FEARS 2
* Matt Shaw: ALL GOOD THINGS
* Matt Shaw: ART (w/ Michael Bray)
Matt Shaw: ASHES: A Novella of Horror, Gore and Cannibalism
* Matt Shaw: BITE SIZE
* Matt Shaw: BITTEN (RTC)
* Matt Shaw: BREAKDOWN, THE
* Matt Shaw: CONSUMED
* Matt Shaw: DIARY OF A DEAD MAN The Final Thoughts Of Ed Boothe
* Matt Shaw: DON’T READ
* Matt Shaw: EASTER EGGS & BUNNY BOILERS
* Matt Shaw: EVIL LURKING WITHIN
* Matt Shaw: GSOH ESSENTIAL
* Matt Shaw: HAPPY EVER AFTER
* Matt Shaw: HEAVEN CALLING
* Matt Shaw: HOUSE IN THE COUNTRY, A
* Matt Shaw: INFLUENZA: Strain Z
* Matt Shaw: LAB RAT
* Matt Shaw: LOVE LIFE
* Matt Shaw: MONSTER w/ Michael Bray
* Matt Shaw: PETER
* Matt Shaw: PARALYSED
* Matt Shaw: PORN
* Matt Shaw: SHE LOVES ME NOT: A DARK TALE OF OBSESSION
* Matt Shaw: SHORTS
* Matt Shaw: SMILE
* Matt Shaw: SNUFF
* Matt Shaw: SOME KIND OF CU*T
* Matt Shaw: TASTES OF HORROR
* Matt Shaw: TED
* Matt Shaw: TORTURED
* Matt Shaw: THE 8th
* Matt Shaw: THE CABIN
* Matt Shaw: THE CABIN II: ASYLUM
* Matt Shaw: THE DEAD DON’T KNOCK
* Matt Shaw: THE LOST SON
* Matt Shaw: THE MISSING YEARS OF THOMAS PRITCHARD
* Matt Shaw: THE PENTHOUSE
Matt Shaw: WHORE
* Matt Shaw: WATCHING, WAITING
* Matt Shaw: THE LONELEY PSYCHOPATH
* Matt Shaw: TWO MINDS (w/ Sam West)

* Wayne Simmons: ONE DEAD WHORE

* Elias Siqueiros: DIA DE LOS INOCENTES

* Danger Slater: STRANGE SEX 3

* Bryan Smith: DEPRAVED (Coming Soon)
* Bryan Smith: Go Kill Crazy!
* Bryan Smith: KAYLA AND THE DEVIL
* Bryan Smith: SIXTY-FIVE STIRRUP IRON ROAD
* Bryan Smith: SPOOKY STACKS (with B.Keene, J.Maberry, S.Nicholson)
* Bryan Smith: THE DARK ONES
* Bryan Smith: THE KILLING KIND (RTC)
* Bryan Smith: THE KILLING KIND 2 (RTC)
* Bryan Smith: CHRISTMAS EVE ON HAUNTED HILL

* Rob Smith: A DARK MOON HONEYMOON

* Luke Smitherd: EASTER EGGS & BUNNY BOILERS

* Nate Southard: THREE, TWO, ONE
* Nate Southard: SIXTY-FIVE STIRRUP IRON ROAD

* Kindra Sowder: EASTER EGGS & BUNNY BOILERS

R.J. Spears: WARD Z

* Elisabeth Steffen: PORTRAIT OF A PSYCHOPATH AS A YOUNG WOMAN w/Ed Lee

* Jeff Strand: A BAD DAY FOR VOODOO
* Jeff Strand: Benjamin’s Parasite
* Jeff Strand: CASKET FOR SALE ONLY USED ONCE
* Jeff Strand: DEAD CLOWN BBQ (5 Star Review To Come)
* Jeff Strand: DWELLER
* Jeff Strand: ELROD MCBUGLE ON THE LOOSE
* Jeff Strand: FACIAL
* Jeff Strand: FANGBOY (5 Star RTC)
* Jeff Strand: GLEEFULLY MACABRE
* Jeff Strand: GRAVEROBBERS WANTED NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY (5 Star RTC)
* Jeff Strand: HOW TO RESCUE A DEAD PRINCESS
* Jeff Strand: I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS
* Jeff Strand: KUMQUAT
* Jeff Strand: KUTTER
* Jeff Strand: LOST HOMICIDAL MAINIAC: (ANSWERS TO “SHIRLEY”
* Jeff Strand: PRESSURE (5 Star Review to Come)
* Jeff Strand: THE GREATEST ZOMBIE MOVIE EVER
* Jeff Strand: SINGLE WHITE PSYCHOPATH SEEKS SAME
* Jeff Strand: THE SINISTER MR. CORPSE
* Jeff Strand: SUCKERS
* Jeff Strand: WOLF HUNT

* Kevin Strange: A VERY STRANGEHOUSE CHRISTMAS
* Kevin Strange: STRANGE SEX ~ An SHB Anthology

* Whitley Strieber: CAT MAGIC

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* Robert Tannahill: STRANGE SEX 3

* Billy Tea: A VERY STRANGEHOUSE CHRISTMAS

* K.M. Tepe: A VERY STRANGEHOUSE CHRISTMAS
* K.M. Tepe: SLAUGHTERTOWN CIRCUS

* Lee Thomas: GHUNT

* Ricki Thomas: LADYKILLER

* Lee Thompson: WE RUN RACES WITH GOBLIN TROOPERS

* J.Thorn: PRETA’S REALM: THE HAUNTING (The Hidden Evil Trilogy)
* J.Thorn: REVERSION: THE INEVITABLE HORROR (The Portal Arcane Series)
* J.Thorn: VOICES FROM BEYOND

* Vincent Todarello: THE DIAPER MAN

* Todd Travis: SEX, MARRY, KILL

* TruckDrivingMagicMama: STRANGE SEX 3

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* Auralie Vierge: STRANGE SEX 3

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* Mark West: EASTER EGGS & BUNNY BOILERS

* Sam West: FLESH FACTORY
* Sam West: TWO MINDS (w/ Matt Shaw)
* Sam West: HOME INTRUDER

* Terry M. West: CAR-NEX
* Terry M. West: CECIL & BUBBA MEET A SUCCUBUS
* Terry M. West: CECIL & BUBBA MEET THE THANG
* Terry M. West: DEAD AWARE
* Terry M. West: DREG
* Terry M. West: HAIR AND BLOOD MACHINE
* Terry M. West: HARDCORE CRUST
* Terry M. West: HELD OVER
* Terry M. West: HEROIN IN THE MAGIC NOW
* Terry M. West: Journals of Horror: Found Fiction
* Terry M. West: MIDNIGHT SNACK
* Terry M. West: MORSEL
* Terry M. West: PUT ON A HAPPY FACE
* Terry M. West: Ravenous: Car Nex Collection Book One
* Terry M. West: THE GIVING OF THINGS COLD AND CURSED
* Terry M. West: THE HERMIT’S CREEPY PET
* Terry M. West: THE NIGHT OUT
* Terry M. West: THE ROSE MAN

* Kevin Wallis: THE GREATEST SIN / from A HACKED-UP HOLIDAY MASSACRE

* Jesse Wheeler: A VERY STRANGEHOUSE CHRISTMAS

* Asher Wismer: DECEMBER IN FLORIDA – HOLIDAY OF THE DEAD

* Wrath James White: SIXTY-FIVE STIRRUP IRON ROAD
* Wrath James White: PASCAL’S WAGER
* Wrath James White: TERATOLOGIST, THE w/Edward Lee (5 Star RTC)
* Wrath James White: The Resurrectionist

* R. F. WHITTAKER: They Opened in the Fire
* R. F. Whittaker: Madame Brick

* Clyde Wolfe: A SIDE OF CRANBERRY SAUCE

* Marissa Wood: A RASH OF KILLINGS
* Marissa Wood: THE PEEPER
* Marissa Wood: A STRANGER AT THE CABIN
* Marissa Wood: MAX IS MAD
* Marissa Wood: THE WITCH HOST
* Marissa Wood: SICK REVENGE

* Iain Rob Wright: ASBO
* Iain Rob Wright: HOUSEMATES
* Iain Rob Wright: SLASHER: THE ESCAPE OF RICHARD HEINZ
* Iain Rob Wright: A IS FOR ANTICHRIST
* Iain Rob Wright: B IS FOR BOGEYWOMAN
* Iain Rob Wright: C IS FOR CLOWN
* Iain Rob Wright: D IS FOR DEGENERATE
* Iain Rob Wright: G IS FOR GENOME
* Iain Rob Wright: H IS FOR HELL
* Iain Rob Wright: I IS FOR ICE
* Iain Rob Wright: J IS FOR JAWS
* Iain Rob Wright: K IS FOR KLUTZ
* Iain Rob Wright: L IS FOR LAMIA
* Iain Rob Wright: M IS FOR MATTY BOB
* Iain Rob Wright: N IS FOR NIGHTMARE
* Iain Rob Wright: O IS FOR ORIFICE
* Iain Rob Wright: P IS FOR PEELING

* Tony Wright: CHERRY

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* Dennis Yates: STICKMAN

Scary Fucking Stories by D.F. Noble

Published April 22, 2014 by Shadow Girl

Whats the F stand for? Don Fuckin Noble, that’s what!
No, but… you believed for a second, didn’t ya?
The introduction to this book is enough to weird you out and give you the heebie-jeebies! The imagery of the cover art will stick with you, and pop up during your most vulnerable moments.

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My sisters are to blame for my mirror-phobic episodes. The Bloody Mary torture sessions I endured as a kid resulted in my not being able to have a mirror in my bedroom. When I was young, and didn’t have a choice about it, I’d ‘tent’ my covers – blocking my view of the mirror in the center of the wall, opposite the two twin beds. That worked until The Satanic Step Sisters decided to take it up a notch. SSS#1 laid in the bed next to mine, whispering stories and chanting Bloody Mary, while SSS#2 slithered into our room, unnoticed on our hardwood floors, and then directly underneath my bed.
I don’t remember much after SSS#2 reached up and grabbed my ankle.
The nurse told me the blood wasn’t mine.
When I woke up screaming in that stark white, harsh room – cold & covered in blood… I thought I was dead.
The doctor, the one who gave me the pills, told me that he was going to help me remember.

Holy shit! I think I just started my next short story. If I work it correctly, with some help from my Grizz, it could be the prequel to PHOBOPHOBIA.

It was true up to the ankle grab.
I told you that to tell you this… that mirror-phobia is back after reading SCARY FUCKING STORIES. I got out of bed to go to the bathroom, and I felt the terror I felt as a kid. I knew, KNEW, that if I had the balls to look into the mirror above the sink – something would be looking back at me.

Book Description
Publication Date: January 8, 2014
Just beyond the small bandwidth of light our nervous systems can filter, there are worlds, there is life in the dark. Those moments where you swear something is watching you. Those moments you swore someone has called your name, but you find yourself alone… You are more than happy to tell your children of angels, but you speak in hushed tones of demons. From the Dark, I bring you… Scary Fucking Stories. With amazing cover art done by Gabriel Wyse!

THE CELLAR:
A young boy tells a psychiatrist about the root-cellar in the shed of his new home. The way it looks, the way it makes him feel, and the friends he meets while he’s down there.

THROUGH THE WALLS:
A babysitter, on trial for the disappearance of the little boy she was watching, goes bat-shit while out on bail. That earns her a trip to the psych ward, and a possible way out of the mess she’s in.
I read this as a bonus story in a different SHB book, and it was still creepy on the second read. As much as I hate movie remakes, the new Amityville Horror (with Ryan Reynolds) had that scene of the babysitter in the closet with Jody – much more intense than the glowing red eyes from the original. This story gave me the feeling I got from that scene. ::shudders::

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LOOP ROAD:
Steven Brooks is back in his home-town after years away. The road he’s on still feels familiar, memories of good times are on his mind, and – BAM! Airbag! Who the hell would park there?! Someone with good taste, apparently. It’s the same kind of car. Where’s the other driver?
This one gets more and more disturbing as it goes.

CONTACT SCHEMATIC:
If this is is really a non-fiction call for participants – my reply is a polite Hell The Fuck No.
Seeing something, actually seeing – not just feeling, or believing – might send me over the edge, to possibly never return. My imagination is already conjuring up images like scenes from Th13teen Ghosts, and Cabin in the Woods… terrifying imagery of ‘things’. Waiting. Just beyond the only thing that separates us. The one thin layer of glass…
* I’m 100% totally & absolutely ready to read about the results of this project, and if you need a beta – PLEASE let me know. Thanks for the nightmares.

WAIT IN LINE:
Bruce the Greek God of Haircuts can’t save you from the horrors that the new, green planet have in store for you.

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DEAD WRONG:
Jack is an asshole. He breaks the law and probably gets you killed – just to say… “You’re wrong. I win.”

JAMES:
After her mom died, and her father went to the bin, Samantha went to live with her aunt & uncle. That’s when the nightmares began – and that’s when James appeared.

THE PEN OR SWORD, THE GHOST OR GUN:
“I am Consequence. I am the Blade of Karma. And I’m coming for you.” Wow. Amazing story of a man who goes all-in for revenge, and the consequences of his actions. “The world will end. Not with a bang, but with the closet door, creaking open in the night.”

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BLOOD TIDE:
All Paul wanted was a nice, hot cup of extreme caffeine. What he got was a half-melted face and a front row seat to a nightmare played through the windows of the gas station.

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DOOR MAN:
“There are places where the sun never sets, and places where it never rises. But, most importantly, there are gates. Doorways between worlds.”
One of those doorways is this story – and Lee is about to risk his sanity, and possibly his life, to go beyond and find his son.
Info on Blackfoot/Cherokee HERE.

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NIGHT CAP:
A story of stories to open your mind.

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**I’m still waitin on that book of psychedelics, Don. And, just a little side-note… ***Erowid/Erowid Center is a dot org, and the story lists it as a dot com. Not a big deal at all, just a FF. (For you, and the book, I’m gonna add a third F. to that – #FunFuckingFact)

With BONUS STORY – THE HAIRY CHICKEN by Kevin Strange

* A note to the author.
** Another note to D.F.
*** Erowid, also called Erowid Center, is a 501(c)(3) non-profit educational organization that provides information about psychoactive plants and chemicals as well as activities that can produce altered states of consciousness such as meditation and lucid dreaming.
Erowid documents legal and illegal substances, including their intended and adverse effects. Information on Erowid.org is gathered from diverse sources including published literature, experts in related fields, and the experiences of the general public. Erowid acts as a publisher of new information as well as a library for the collection of documents and images published elsewhere.

http://www.amazon.com/Scary-Fucking-Stories-D-F-Noble-ebook/dp/B00HS3F21O/ref=pd_rhf_gw_p_d_2

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My 2016 Goodreads Reading Challenge So Far…

Published September 28, 2016 by Shadow Girl

* 2016 READING CHALLENGE STATS * Participants 2,693,803 / Total Books Pledged 127,845,226 / Books Finished 28,625,135 / Avg. Books Pledged 47 / Challenges Completed [to date] 5,475 / Time Left 95 days / KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK EVERYONE!

I’ve completed the 2016 Goodreads Reading Challenge, and have read about 128 of 125 books… so far – (that is just the Goodreads challenge, not Shadow Girl‘s personal goal… I am far from finished!)  Just try to stop me – It’s not even October yet!  
I may be 36 books ahead of [the GR] schedule, but do you realize just how many books on my 2016 Must Read list are not even published yet?! (not to mention my ‘don’t judge me’ list or my ‘guilty pleasure’ list – No. I have no shame).  
OMG, these authors are killing me! 
But, I wouldn’t want to go any other way.
Big, BIG, HUGE thanks to the minds behind the mayhem.
You guys are a large & very important part of my life, and I’m lucky enough to call many of you my friends. Thank you for the journeys so far, and I can’t wait to see where we’re going next!!      P, L & N   ~sg

Check out some of my 2016 Books (so far…)  »

A Family of Violence by Jon Athan Mr. Snuff by Jon Athan Cyclops Road by Jeff Strand Lucifer's Angel by R.W.K. Clark School Reunion by Sam West My Brother's Keeper by Tim Miller The Uninvited by Mike Evans The Day Bob Greeley Died by Kimberly A. Bettes The Landlord by Brett Droege Unconditional by Blake Crouch The Criers Club by Kimberly A. Bettes Depraved by Michael Bray Brother's Keeper by R.W.K. Clark 8 Church Field by Stuart Keane She'll Never Know by Matt Shaw His For The Keeping by Myra FoxDisturb by J.A. Konrath The Revelation Room by Mark Tilbury Car Nex by Michael Thomas-Knight The Con Season by Adam Cesare Sarah Killlian by Mark Sheldon Whiskey Sour by J.A. Konrath Chat Show by Matt Shaw Woom by Duncan RalstonThe Eaton by John K. Addis A Head Full of Ghosts by Paul Tremblay Twisted Bitches by Matt Shaw Family Business by Brett Williams Tradition by Kyle M. Scott The Girls by Emma Cline Final Review by Dawn Cano Little Terrors by David JesterMr. Monster by Dan Wells Suicide Hotline by Tim Miller An Idiot in Love by David Jester Offline by Kealan Patrick Burke Hoffman's Creeper and Other Disturbing Tales by Cameron Trost Hide and Seek by Jack Ketchum Teeth - a short story with bite! by Matt Shaw Hair of the Dog by Matt ShawDownward Spiral by Gary Pearson Exposed by David Owain Hughes I Am Not a Serial Killer by Dan Wells Cornered by Rhoda Belleza The Wild by Kyle M. Scott The Lost by Jack Ketchum Diary of a Madman by Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff WEB CAM JACK KILBORN by Jack KilbornWords Kill Me by Evan Bollinger Fool's Blood by David Jester I Am Karma by Dawn Cano Mother by Angel Gelique The New Neighbor by Ray Garton Charlotte by Stuart Keane All or Nothing by Stuart Keane Blister by Jeff Strand Hillary by Angel Gelique Mean girl by Natasha A. Salnikova The Lonely Psychopath by Matt Shaw The Light by Matt Shaw VHS by Kyle M. Scott One Violent MotherF*cker by Matt Shaw Flesh Factory by Sam West Keith by Andrew Lennon Love Lies Dead by Kyle M. Scott Dread by Clive Barker March's Murder by Andrew Lennon February's Murder by Andrew Lennon January's Murder by Andrew Lennon Hillary by Angel Gelique Before the Harvest by Kimberly A. Bettes Hillary by Angel Gelique Splatterpunks by Sam West The Good Neighbor by Kimberly A. Bettes Zac's Haunted House by Dennis Cooper Rage by Kimberly A. Bettes The House That Hell Built by Matt Shaw Annie's Revenge by Kimberly A. Bettes 22918 by Kimberly A. Bettes Pushed by Kimberly A. Bettes Held by Kimberly A. Bettes Victim by Sam West Brazen by Matt Hickman Anniversary Dinner by Shaun Hupp Bound by Andrew Lennon The Funeral by Matt Shaw Hell, Texas by Tim Miller Bound by Andrew LennonCash Out by Dawn Cano Jeremy by Matt Hickman Caravan by Andrew Lennon The Customer Is Always... by Stuart Keane A Sting in the Tale by Matt Shaw Stuck On You and Other Prime Cuts by Jasper Bark Strange Sex 3 by John Bruni Easter Eggs and Bunny Boilers by Matt Shaw Shoebox by Michael Bray Trouser's Edge by Carl Lee The Haunting of Emily Stone by Amy Cross The Tale of Sawney Bean by Kevin J. Kennedy Dead Man's Chair by Kimberly A. Bettes Bucket List by Dawn Cano Sleep Deprived by Dawn Cano Kids by Jack RollinsSHE by Matt Shaw Terrible Cherubs by Robert Brumm Despite The Roots by Matt Shaw Neighborhood Watch by Joseph A. Turkot Violent Delights by Dawn Cano The Dumping Game by Stephen Donald Huff Larry 2 by Adam Millard To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper LeeConsumed by Kyle M. Scott Murder Girls by Christine Morgan The Book of Bunny Suicides by Andy Riley Scarecrows by Michael Bray My Family by Matt Shaw The Slender Man Initiative by Tim Miller Rage by Kimberly A. Bettes The Slender Man Initiative by Tim Miller The Slender Man Initiative by Tim Miller Active Shooter by Tim Miller Hexad by Andrew Lennon Whiskey Sour by J.A. Konrath The Slender Man Initiative by Tim Miller Fiends by Richard Laymon  Freddy's House by David Jester

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